stale donkey

unable to have an erection

a infertile person is a stale donkey

by matt February 25, 2004

Sweak

When something is simultaniously sweet and weak.

It's sweak that my boss asked me to work overtime this weekend.

Sweet because of the overtime
Weak because of working on the weekend

by Matt October 22, 2004

pignataro

One cool dude. Originates from North-East US. Used frequently in Plymouth, Durham, and Rochester NH.

I wanted to ask the girl to dance, but I wasn't feeling pignataro.

by matt November 19, 2003

booblet

Of or pertaining to a small breast.

Nice face, but she only has booblets.

by Matt August 06, 2004

venetian snares

A drum made in Venice.

Man, boost the mids on the Venetian snare. It's barely cutting through the mix with all that accordion.

by Matt May 22, 2004

ashen

The greatest single metal band from Middletown, Rhode Island.

The ASHEN show last night was fucking sick nigga! or, ASHEN's undefeated!

by Matt January 04, 2005

Shitacular

Something that went wrong or something that happened and was extremely shitty

Getting your dick caught in the toaster is shitacular.

by Matt April 17, 2003