Matt's definitions

A Safety

The condom stored in a wallet in case, there is an unexpected chance of getting laid

Hey you gonna nail her tonight?
IDK, i have a safety though so we'll see
Good luck man
I used my safety last night
Can i get a condom out of your pack?
Yea dude, you always gotta have a safety

by Matt January 11, 2008

prison weed

Weed smuggled in through the ass hole.

Yo man i bought some prison weed from Big Hernandez in Cell Block D the otha day. It smelled kinda like dookie.

by Matt December 15, 2004

cover

The price you pay to gain access to a club/bar/venue

Bro, can you spot me $5 for the cover?

by matt October 25, 2003

Biggie

Term derived from "big guy" which became "Bigguh" and then finally "Biggie" which is also in homage to Biggie Smalls.

Hold up, biggie.

by Matt May 29, 2003

ringnut

Obsessed fan of the LOrd of the Rings movies. Comes from the word Wingnut which is the production company. Similar to trekkie and star wars geek.

Shawn has seen Two Towers 83 times. He is a Ringnut.

by matt October 17, 2004

goal hanger

A centre forward in the game of football (soccer) who does nothing all game except stand within 6 yards of the goal to score easy goals.

also used a metaphor for someone who doesn't try at anything but gets the results through luck and other people's endeavors.

He is such a goal hanger!

by matt February 11, 2004

Gradelaide

A Wicked Website. go there; www.gradelaide.cjb.net

go there now: www.gradelaide.cjb.net

by Matt June 13, 2004