Matt's definitions

linux

Most Linux users understand the ups and downs of all OS possibilities. Linux is lacking in some areas (ie. gaming and ease), but is slowly making it's way into the home. It has the potential to be more stable and secure if you know what you are doing with it. I have found a happy medium. I use Slackware Linux 9.1 for servers and web browsing, MacOS 9.1 for graphics, and Windows XP for gaming.

The closed minded spend too much time hating those that oppose them.

by Matt January 18, 2004

your dad

More insulting version of your mumespecially effective if said in a stupid low and husky voice.

yer dad's dead!
i shagged yer dad!

by matt November 13, 2003

Cum Blaster

A girl that cums at least a 1/4 of a gallon and u have ur face in there and u drink some and shoot it in her face

i was fuckin a girl and I cum blasted her

by Matt September 23, 2003

Sims 2

A game so addicting that some people forget that THEY are the real ones and the Sims are fake.

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I'm watching my Sim watch TV.
Person 3: What are YOU doing?
Person 2: I'm watching him watch his Sim watch TV.

by Matt January 18, 2005

Othello

One kick ass play supposedly wirtten by "Shakespear". About one kick-ass Afican-Venician dude. Who in the end cuts his woman, because of his dumb ass friend.

Don't make me go Othello on you.

by Matt November 29, 2003

tiger piss

If you ever want to get rid of the rodents in your house, pour some tiger piss around your yard. I'm not kidding, it works.

They smell the urine and run like hell!

by Matt September 5, 2004

noodling

the act of taking a noodle from a pool, and driving around stalking people, then attacking them with the noodle

Noodle that bitch! hell yeah

by matt November 18, 2004