Definitions by Matt

tapitolize 

Making one's move on an "opportunity". In strict reference toward a person sexually attractive.

YO. Imma tapitolize on that chick over there, she fine.

tapitolize by Matt April 6, 2005

Hot Apple Blast 

While a woman is menstruating, a man sticks his penis in the blood flow from the woman's vagina. He proceeds to cum on her face splattering her in semen and blood.

-"Did you hear about Karen?"
-"No what"
-"Steve gave her a hot apple blast"
-"Sweet".

Hot Apple Blast by Matt April 6, 2005

Ragoo

A really big kid who can kick your ass.

Oh sh*t. Ragoo is coming. Hit the deck!

Ragoo by matt April 5, 2005

Darmi

Darmi, weird person, ~ See asshole! :O

20:47:57 ‹ %Darmi › DISTURBING

Darmi by Matt April 4, 2005

klopatchistan 

The Democratic, Communist, Republican Dictatorship of Klopatchistan, a small country in the middle east major exports include escape kits, terroist training, vodka, and DIY volcanos. population 12 but looking for new members at klopatchistan.org.uk

"klopatchistan is the greatest country in the world"

klopatchistan by matt April 3, 2005

monter 

Means Monster, but Sparks can't spell for shit

"lockness monter from"

monter by Matt April 3, 2005

urin

Something that leaves your body through the genetals. Full of stuff your body doesn't want.

See also R. Kelly

I need to pee.. I need to urin.

urin by MATT April 2, 2005