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fildo

an extremem radical bogus metal head dude from melbourne. down under.
Fildo give us the billy i need a cone.
Fuck that some dumb shit fildo.
Fildo we need some weed.
by Matt March 19, 2004
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BOB

Daaaammmnn, you a hot cucci momma, BOB!
by Matt February 10, 2006
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scally

low life scum who think that they are hard because they have no or little education. Don't seem to realise that employers couldn't give a shit that someone can fight. each scally is apparantly his/her own person but they all seem to wear the same white addidas track suit. generally tend to say the word fuck a lot.
that scally prick sucks more cock than my ex-girlfriend
by matt March 21, 2004
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face

a person who uses a lot of cocaine. short for "cokeface"
by matt March 22, 2004
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chode

1.Insulting someone by saying there penis is wider than it is long.
2.Nickname for someone who can't get any women or is a homo.
1.Daves chode is blocking my view, shut up chode.
2.Daves just a stupid chode
by Matt March 23, 2004
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Creed

1) A belief, usually religious
2) A "band" made of shitty musicians who think they're good. Lead singer Scott Stapp was thrown out of college for drug usage. Became famous only by pretending to be Pearl Jam. Their original bassist was fired because he wanted a fair share of their profit. They claim to be Christian only when it's convenient. Tied with Limp Bizkit in Guitar World's "Worst Band of 2003" contest. Unofficially broke up after a December 2002 show where Scott Stapp showed up wasted. Members currently making solo albums which I personally hope flop.
Creed fan #1: Oh my God! Creed is sooooo good!
Creed fan #2: I know! They're such good Christians!
Real Music fan: You do know that Creed knocked off Pearl Jam and that Scott Stapp was thrown out of college for drug usage, right?
Creed Fan #1 and 2: Who's Pearl Jam? A Creed knockoff?
by Matt March 23, 2004
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new fad

Ugly kids with no friends who then cling to each-other as a source of friendship. They often change partners and don't mind public displays of sex. They wear ripped clothes that they found in trash bins andthen proceed to cover in pins.
Hants East Holders
by Matt March 24, 2004
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