Matt's definitions

The Sneak

old version of The Cheat

Thats Smashing the Sneak!

by Matt May 14, 2003

cum cracker

a white gay guy who has cum all over them

youre such a cum cracker

by matt April 24, 2006

polanis

Adj. - To really suck at every aspect at life and have a really shitty mustache. An all-around loser.

Also see choach.

"Haha, drop that slut, she's so polanis."
"I can't believe you fucked that up, you're so polanis!"

by matt March 2, 2004

puke

The term used to describe a player with "good" alignment on a MUD. Usually used by the players with "evil" alignment.

Norso narrates: lots of dead pukes oermg
Erek narrates: that bree raid kicked ass

by matt June 4, 2003

captian morgan

when you finger a chick on her period and you draw a mustache on her face.

Dude I gave some chick a captian morgan.

by Matt April 1, 2005

Doobery Ferkin

Is a doobery's mate. Used again by the famous security guard Uncle Keith this phrase is used often amongst his doobery friends.

'How are you my Doobery Ferkin?'
'OI Doobery Ferkin'
'You aint my Doobery Ferkin'
'F**k off you Doobery Ferkin'

by Matt February 27, 2004

fenster machen

in german meaning: "glassmaker", but people seem to mispronounce it...like dan.

I'm going to fenster machen your mother...

by Matt June 12, 2003