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Set your penis ablaze and jab it into a female's anus, hopefully exstinguishing the flame.
Holy shit, I just flaming mud poled that slut.
by Matt March 2, 2004
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A casual word that represents the act of anal penetration or similar activities involving homosexual love making. Usually it is not used as a serious insult, but rather for a joke. This word is occasionally used with a hint of sarcasm.
*Tez listening to his iPod*
Nick: "Hey, lemme listen to that a sec?"
Tez: "Only if you gimme some bumlove ;)"
Nick: "You bet."
by Matt April 21, 2005
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1) Turner Broadcasting System, a television station notorious for playing re-runs and crappy spin-offs of older TV shows. However, it also owns a large number of other stations, such as Cartoon Network, CNN, and TNT to name a few. They tend to show the same shows on multiple different channels at different times, just in case you missed one or want to watch it again.

2) Taking Back Sunday.
1) Wow, this episode of Law and Order has to be at least 5 years old. And they're playing Family Guy right after it!

2) Best friend means I pulled the trigger.
by Matt March 28, 2005
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Possibly the lamest, most dumbed-down TV station ever to broadcast. Every week they show the same terrible movies (cut of course), the worst reality shows, the stupidest sitcoms and now they even show Sex and the City, cut of course. Might be a good station if they didn't censor everything, or if they showed some actual films other than the most brain-dead ones possible.
by Matt December 7, 2004
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A quick strike to the top of the head with the hand. The clobber-knocker is applied by clenching the fist and swinging down on top of the head, using only the flat part of the fingers between the first and second knuckles. It is a very practical form of a sucker punch.
Brendan was pissing me off one day, so I gave him a clobber-knocker to show him how I felt.
by Matt October 31, 2004
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