Marine Corps

A group of high school dropouts that desperately wants to be like the infantry. Organization and organic weapon systems suited for a shock force only; the marine corps is commonly used as a conventional infantry force and subsequently manages to take more casulties than their infantry counterparts. Marines are too arogant to be called "soldiers" and too stupid to take cover when a fire-fight starts.
When you need a force of unintelligent drones, ready to take an objective by sustaining tremendous casulties, thus depleting the enemies ammunition, send in the marine corps. When you want an objective destroyed by overwhelming firepower, superior tactics, a feat of combined arms mastery, staying power, and the flexability to perform a variety of missions.....send in the Army!!!
by Matt March 28, 2005
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hyundai

Korean mechanical company founded in 1971 which, aside from cars, makes TVs, ships, boat motors, computer screens and other miscellaneous computer parts, some heavy machinery, agricultural machines, and some other stuff. However, most of the products beside their cars, computer parts, and some TVs will stay in Korea.

Hyundai cars are known for having incredible fuel efficiency, but after the first 4 or 5 years the maintenance falls to shit and loses the performance it had just a few years earlier. This unfortunately causes these cars to have poor resale value. Having noticed this, the company started working harder on the cars, which are becoming more and more dependable with a longer life and are starting to maintain their value. (Similar story to Samsung, which is also a Korean company and now one of the largest electronic companies in the world)
The Hyundai Shipyard and Port is the largest in the world and can be clearly seen from space.
by Matt July 15, 2008
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zentropa

1. a specialist in search engine knowledge: a classical pseudo-scholar.

2. one who attends an imaginary school or studies with an imaginary teacher; an imaginary student.
"i'm going to totally pull a zentropa and look this up on the internet and cut & paste whatever i find."
by matt April 20, 2004
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flax

n. A promising upcoming caucasian rapper who is about to burst onto the scene.
n. Man Flax's rhymes are sick!
by Matt March 06, 2005
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bombs over baghdad

The act of layin' some lovin on a fine lady.
Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang. Don't even bang, unless you plan to hit somethang.
by matt February 09, 2004
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Cluster Fuck

The I-Pass lanes on the Illinois Tollway
Since they are raising the tolls for those that don't use I-Pass, the I-Pass lanes are one big cluster fuck.
by Matt December 07, 2004
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simpsons

A show that used to be hilarious, but has started to suck shit in the last 3 or 4 season, when the episodes made no sense and became like every other show on Fox.
Damn, turn the simpsons off, Family Guy/South Park is on.
by Matt August 03, 2006
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