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etoile

A person with a shining personality that lights up the room and makes everyone feel warm and happy.
Matt is such an etoile that we invite him to all of our get-togethers.
by Matt March 8, 2005
mugGet the etoilemug.

intarweb

Literal: Internet
Usually used in a sarcastic method, it is also used to tease internet-illiterate people and other people who cannot speak simple english. I've usually thought of this as a combination of intranet and world wide web, an intranet being similar to the internet, but it is shared on a LAN rather than the WAN.
omg u b0rk t3h intarw3b!!1!!11!shift+one!1!!
by Matt September 16, 2004
mugGet the intarwebmug.

toolish

Crazy, trippy images or people or creatures. Usually dark and bizarre, like a Tool video.
"I must be tripping! Everything looks all... Toolish!"
by matt October 23, 2003
mugGet the toolishmug.

Sicca Sicca 2 deep

Rolling out with one homey to go smut some bitties.
Jaryd and I are going to sicca sicca two deep and fuck them bitches.
by Matt November 21, 2003
mugGet the Sicca Sicca 2 deepmug.

gay rights

The civil rights that individuals and married couples have that those in the homosexual community don't have. These include the legalization of gay marriage, the same rights to said act that heterosexuals receive, (such as tax exemptions and benefits) and the right to be in public without being frowned upon.

Although homosexuals have been fighting for these rights since the late 1800s, the issue never received nearly as much publicity until around the 2004 election when Congress gave the states the right to choose their view on this issue.

Democrats and liberals feel that these individuals deserve the same rights that all of us have because we are all human, the Constitution says "All men are created equal," and that we practically did the same thing with the Civil Rights Movement in the 1950s and 60s. Republicans, conservatives, and many Christian groups feel that homosexuals should not be given the same rights for various reasons including their own thoughts that homosexuality is a disease or mental illness, that it has no social benefit, (i.e. impossible to bear children) and that the Bible doesn't allow it (see Leviticus 18:22). There have been many arguments about these issues which have also brought into question where to draw the line between the Seperation of Church and State.
I tried to make this definition as unbiased as possible without giving away much about my political party preference and/or my stand on this issue.
by Matt September 2, 2005
mugGet the gay rightsmug.

head whore

A female who sucks too much dick and is know for it and nothing else.
Jackie is a head whore, she sucks dick like its her damn job!
by Matt January 20, 2004
mugGet the head whoremug.

omlette

to bust a load in a girls ear and then to fold the ear over in an omlette like fashion!!
After we were done humping, she said she was hungry so i mabe that bitch an omlette
by Matt November 12, 2003
mugGet the omlettemug.

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