Matt's definitions

Fat squirrel

=Fatticus Squirrelicus=

A severely plump and/or obese, turbo-nipped, short, male (or hairy female...we cant tell) with brown skin matching that of a squirrels. Squeals and will eat anything....Anything.

Person 1: Dave, you fat squirrel get your squirrely hands off my meatball sub!
Person 2: Yeah u mass of lard with a "face" and a "name"

by Matt January 28, 2005

4:20

Time for pot

It's 420, grab my bong jonathon jim jack joe

by Matt July 8, 2003

rizzi

rizzi is a fucking queerbag who goes to my school he sux other guys cocks and then brags about it. wat a fag. just the other day he said i sucked 30 cocks today im pimpin. no ur not hobag.

like i said before hes a queerbag and hobag and gets male friends buy sucking their cocks fuckin disgusting.

by matt February 17, 2005

poser

1. A puzzeling question.
2. One who poses.
3. Commonly mistaken for poseur

If you're going to use it spell it right! It's poseur, not "poser."

by Matt May 13, 2006

8(o)8

The goatse.cx smiley

www.goatse.cx

by matt June 4, 2003

=*(

Its a sad crying face... how emo-esque.

=*( Fuck, dude... I'm sad and whatnot...


My girlfriend just took my left testacle =*(

by Matt November 28, 2004

spuzzum

town on the trans canada highway north of hope, recently experienced a fire which destroyed their store,post office, and museum, only one building burnt down, formerly a population of 60, now less, all visible remements are a sign spraypainted on the side of the highway pointing to "spuzzum indian reservation"

i blinked and missed spuzzum

by matt June 12, 2004