Definitions by Matt

sledge hammer 

Slam the chick in the side of the head with your balls. Extra big balls are appreciated.

No good if you don't leave a black and blue.

sledge hammer by matt March 2, 2004

flaming mud pole 

Set your penis ablaze and jab it into a female's anus, hopefully exstinguishing the flame.

Holy shit, I just flaming mud poled that slut.

flaming mud pole by matt March 2, 2004

jaggit 

When eating at Pizza Hut with some friends and you attempt to call one of your lame friends a jerk and mid word switch your mind to faggit the word "jaggit" appears.

Shut up jaggit.
What the fuck's a jaggit?

jaggit by matt March 2, 2004

HONH 

the grand noise an ostrich makes

the ostrich HONHed so loudly smai jumped 20 feet in the air

HONH by Matt March 2, 2004

polanis

Adj. - To really suck at every aspect at life and have a really shitty mustache. An all-around loser.

Also see choach.

"Haha, drop that slut, she's so polanis."
"I can't believe you fucked that up, you're so polanis!"

polanis by matt March 2, 2004

Harfunus 

The most awesome thing ever conceived. It radiates success and complete victory. Loves to destroy everyone.

Oh my god! Harfunus is destroying all of the children! He is so awesome, lets give him money!

Harfunus by Matt March 2, 2004

gahm 

Verb. To overly exaggerate and draw attention to ones self.

"Look at that guy screaming over there on the basketball court, he must have really got hurt."
"No he does it every week, he is just pulling a gahm."

gahm by matt March 1, 2004