Frank Zappa: She was buns-up, kneeling...
Backing vocals: ................#buns-up...
(from "Dy-na-moe Hum")
Backing vocals: ................#buns-up...
(from "Dy-na-moe Hum")
by Mathilda Underfoot February 6, 2010
Get the Buns-upmug. Portmanteau word formed from Braggadocio (a braggart in Spenser's Faerie Queene) and cock.
1 Boasting implausibly about one's own (or one's boyfriend's) virile member.
2 By extension, any entry on a social networking site where the writer attempts to kiss his own starfish in an endless cycle of self-aggrandisement.
1 Boasting implausibly about one's own (or one's boyfriend's) virile member.
2 By extension, any entry on a social networking site where the writer attempts to kiss his own starfish in an endless cycle of self-aggrandisement.
1) I see you've put a mock 'definition' of your own name on Urbandictionary. "{insert name here} - a boy with a sunny nature and an 18 inch wang". That's a real piece of braggacockio.
2) Oh dear, I've just been rejected by yet another female 'cause I'm hung like a dormouse. I'd best go online and indulge in some braggacockio to cheer myself up.
2) Oh dear, I've just been rejected by yet another female 'cause I'm hung like a dormouse. I'd best go online and indulge in some braggacockio to cheer myself up.
by Mathilda Underfoot February 4, 2010
Get the Braggacockiomug. Have you been on UrbanDictionary since the dam' Social Networkers started a fad for inventing a "definition" of your own/your "special" friend's/your ex's name?
It's been completely Facefooked! It's like UD was porked in the eyesocket by a wildebeeste. With AIDS.
It's been completely Facefooked! It's like UD was porked in the eyesocket by a wildebeeste. With AIDS.
by Mathilda Underfoot February 5, 2010
Get the Facefookmug. A reefer.
by Mathilda Underfoot January 29, 2010
Get the Franklinmug. Saint Sexburgha founded the abbey (no, I don't know why it wasn't a convent, what with her being a nun and all that) in Minster, on the Isle of Sheppey on the Thames Estuary.
When I lived on Sheppey, the rev. at the Abbey had two cats called Sexy and Burgha.
Now that it's on UD, it'll probably turn out to be slang for some obscene act of venery, too.
When I lived on Sheppey, the rev. at the Abbey had two cats called Sexy and Burgha.
Now that it's on UD, it'll probably turn out to be slang for some obscene act of venery, too.
Sexburgha succeeded her sister as abbess of Ely in 679 and oversaw the translation of Etheldreda's* incorrupt relics to the cathedral at Ely.
*her sister, also a saint - saintliness obviously ran in the family, and 2 of Sexburgha's daughters were also canonised
*her sister, also a saint - saintliness obviously ran in the family, and 2 of Sexburgha's daughters were also canonised
by mathilda underfoot March 21, 2010
Get the Sexburghamug. Verb. To pointlessly repeat something over and over and over and over and over and over.
A reference to the TV channel Dave, which endlessly recycles BBC panel games. Not to be confused with Dave ja vue, which is the same thing but an hour later.
A reference to the TV channel Dave, which endlessly recycles BBC panel games. Not to be confused with Dave ja vue, which is the same thing but an hour later.
by Mathilda Underfoot February 5, 2010
Get the Davemug. A subtle expression of disbelief at someone being totally blind to the self-delusion in what they've just said.
Echoes the sound of "That's OK then", and is usually used ironically.
It's not homophobic, but is a response to people saying things like "I slapped DeepHeat (Ralgex, Wintergreen, ...) on my mate's wedding tackle. It wasn't gay because it was in the showers after football practice".
See, eg, Flap Jacks for further examples.
Echoes the sound of "That's OK then", and is usually used ironically.
It's not homophobic, but is a response to people saying things like "I slapped DeepHeat (Ralgex, Wintergreen, ...) on my mate's wedding tackle. It wasn't gay because it was in the showers after football practice".
See, eg, Flap Jacks for further examples.
A: I just ran someone over in the street, but it doesn't matter because they were already in a wheelchair.
B: Well, that's not gay then.
Politician: Military deaths in Afghanistan/iRaq have reached X, but civilian deaths don't count.
Political commentator: That's not gay then.
A: I 69'ed my mate yesterday, but it wasn't gay because we both spat it out.
B: Actually that was a bit gay of you. Nearly as gay as a treeful of parrots. You couldn't get much more gay without donning a backless gimp suit and chaining yourself to a lamp-post outside a gay nightclub in Gayton at closing time.
A: I gimp-suited up and handcuffed myself to a lamp-post, but it wasn't gay because I was drunk, and anyway I had my fingers crossed at the time.
B: 'Nuff sed.
B: Well, that's not gay then.
Politician: Military deaths in Afghanistan/iRaq have reached X, but civilian deaths don't count.
Political commentator: That's not gay then.
A: I 69'ed my mate yesterday, but it wasn't gay because we both spat it out.
B: Actually that was a bit gay of you. Nearly as gay as a treeful of parrots. You couldn't get much more gay without donning a backless gimp suit and chaining yourself to a lamp-post outside a gay nightclub in Gayton at closing time.
A: I gimp-suited up and handcuffed myself to a lamp-post, but it wasn't gay because I was drunk, and anyway I had my fingers crossed at the time.
B: 'Nuff sed.
by Mathilda Underfoot February 8, 2010
Get the That's not gay thenmug.