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The slogan by diehard Trumpists and QAnonists who want their “political savior” to run again for President in 2024, because no credible Republicans have the moral courage to speak up against electoral injustice or fraud committed by the Deep State or Socialist Left in 2020.
Morally bankrupt senators are asking their supporters to donate to the Trump 2024 campaign, so that they could “make Donald Trump great again,” assuming that he wouldn’t be behind bars or flee the country as a fugitive by then.
by MathPlus November 7, 2020
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That SAT and GRE examiners disadvantage suburban white students vis-à-vis their Asian and Hispanic peers because of Sharpie math bias is the latest conspiracy propagated by QAnonists and alt-right Trumpists to vent out their mathematical frustration and anger.
by MathPlus November 5, 2020
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Don was such a bigly loser for failing to answer more than half of the SAT math questions that his parents have frivolously filed three lawsuits against the teacher, the principal, and the school for math fraud.
by MathPlus November 5, 2020
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Sufferers of piophobia argue that they’d be exempted from school math, because they’re allergic to all things numerical or symbolic.
by MathPlus November 4, 2020
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With so many topics to cover and so little time to master the concepts, teachers and parents have come to terms that the only way for students to minimize failure and to maximize success is to reluctantly embrace made-in-Singapore math.
by MathPlus November 4, 2020
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Environmental groups have criticized those “Pi in the Sky” vanity flights, which would release millions of tons of carbon dioxide in polluting the environment.
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At $1 per MathMask™, or at $10 a dozen, these “smart masks” are expected to be popular gift items among both pro- and anti-Trump evangelicals this Christmas.
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