MatT's definitions
by Matt November 4, 2004

"Looking for something that goes against the mainstream grain? You might as well be a left-wing vegan in a texas prison. Come home to Velvet Underground."
by matt October 23, 2003

by matt July 16, 2003

by Matt March 3, 2004

The "feel good" shit you take the morning after a drunken bender (usually the 2nd shit that morning) that feels like you just shit everything out but in actuality you just opened the door for the next 17 shits you are going to take that day that will consist of pure butt piss!
Kirk: "Hey Matt, you okay? You were in the crapper for a while."
Matt: "You think that was bad, that was only the deuce deuce, I'll probably be in there all afternoon too!"
Matt: "You think that was bad, that was only the deuce deuce, I'll probably be in there all afternoon too!"
by Matt November 22, 2004

by Matt December 5, 2004
