MatT's definitions

nemo-tool

A person who is emo and doesnt realize that they are in-fact emo,but adding the tool makes the person super gay and they follow what everyone else tells them to do!

they cry at night because they cannot think forthemselves

Dave is a Nemo-Tool because he is an emo kid who cannot think for himself

by Matt June 20, 2006

bbiaw

Be Back In AWhile

When bbiab ( Be Back in a bit means leaving for 2 - 5 Minutes ) Doesn't fit.
bbiaw means you will be gone for at least 6 - 10 minutes top.
The reason you would use this is because you have to: use the restroom; Answer the door or phone and would not be able to return in a short time.

Chat room and IM (Instant Messenger)usage

Person1:hey did you hear about that thing?
Person2:bbiaw Restroom
Person1:buzz me when your back.
buzz: To either use YM's Buzz button to get other persons attention or type a letter and press return for same effect.

by Matt December 30, 2004

ziguee

the act and product of defecating and voiding in one sitting.

"You must all excuse me, I have discovered over the course of this business meeting that I must ziguee."

by Matt June 18, 2003

Hesher

Me.

I am a hesher.

I love being a hesher.

I will never stop being one.

Me. Metal Rules. Fuck you.

by Matt January 14, 2005

bar rat

A person that goes to a bar 5 to 7 times per week yet is not an alcoholic. Also hardly ever works 40 hrs / week yet complains of never having money and goes to counseling for depression, mainly caused by lack of money.

That bar rat only worked 10 hours this week, had to miss a half day of work for counseling, has creditors calling everyday, yet is going to party at the bar tonight... WTF!

by Matt May 1, 2004

XO

XO and cute and cuddly way of showing affection through and hug and a kiss.
Used to refer anything that is cute and cuddly in any nature.

That teddy bear is soooo XO
That cute boy Boon is sooooooooooo XO

by Matt March 2, 2005

'zig'

the ship used on the game Zero Wing to fly through space and kick some ass.

Take off every 'zig'. you know what you doing. move 'zig' for great justice.

by Matt January 28, 2004