MatT's definitions
Yonkers is not just some "ghetto north of the Bronx" that people think. 7/8 of Yonkers is not ghetto. In the east side, the outer borough waste stops at the city line and segues into a diverse, small-city atmosphere similar to that of the Bronx or Brooklyn when they were in their prime before the 1970s. The most heterogenous place in Westchester, Yonkers is almost seen as its own county. It is home to great Italian restaurants like Ferrara's and Valentino's, a wealth of Irish culture on McLean Avenue, and of course, Stew Leonard's and the signature racetrack. Definitely not a city to write off as "Bronx North" or just another Westchester suburb.
Though often less than picturesque, and with bad schools and a bad reputation and moderate crime in the southwest, there's nothing quite like it.
by Matt November 4, 2004
Get the Yonkersmug. while recieving oral sex from a girl, the male asks her to examine his penis for something, this is all just a joke however, and when she brings it close to her eye the male thrusts forward into her eye causing her to cry tears of pain....or joy....who knows
she slept with her ex the night before so i gave her a tear jerker, now she really has something to cry about.
by Matt April 10, 2004
Get the tear jerkermug. by Matt July 23, 2004
Get the pempmug. by Matt February 19, 2005
Get the Gillmug. an excuse for people mostly female to go shopping when they're feeling bad, when in reality their bad feelings could be released/treated in other ways.
by matt November 29, 2004
Get the retail therapymug. Pointless variation of the all ready widley used term faggot used primarily in Westchester of Los Angeles, California.
Poindexter: Don't be such a fayjet ROFLMAO!!1
Other poindexter: like stfu f4gg0rt i can pwn u in cs anyday
Other poindexter: like stfu f4gg0rt i can pwn u in cs anyday
by Matt November 13, 2004
Get the fayjetmug. by matt November 5, 2004
Get the nice catch no-catchmug.