MatT's definitions
The powdered and on the more extreme cases seed sized remenants of fecal matter around the anal scphincter. They can often be picked out with ones finger and flicked at others in the room. Often effective at sleepovers and school residential trips.
by matt November 30, 2003

similar to the term "forget about it". Used as a filler in conversation to express agreement. Also used to express contempt or disgust.
Ahhh schpankita!
by matt June 11, 2004

The act of wiping your ass no less than 20 minutes after shiting and subjecting ones ass to the intitial wiping process. Is a sign the job was not done properly the first time.
by Matt September 28, 2004

One kick ass play supposedly wirtten by "Shakespear". About one kick-ass Afican-Venician dude. Who in the end cuts his woman, because of his dumb ass friend.
by Matt November 29, 2003

by Matt November 12, 2003
