MatT's definitions

SoBe

The world's greatest gift to man

SoBe is the Shit

by Matt June 21, 2004

the strokes

A very, very kick ass band from NYC. They're by far one of the best shows you can see live.

I went to a Strokes concert and it was BAD ASS

by Matt June 22, 2004

The Casualties

Whoever says The Casualties are dumb can butfuck a donkey! Most of you people who say those things weren't even born when The Casualties came around, anyway! They are one of the best punk bands on this world! It's people like you who screw it over by calling them "Fashion Punk"!

This one is for the punks! We don't need any political skunks preaching crap like they know it all! Those self absorbed egotistical bastards don't have the balls to cut off thier hair! So fuck off you cunts!

by Matt June 24, 2004

calamazoo

Awkard, uncomfortable.

"Aren't you the loser who fell down the stairs yesterday?"
"Calamazoo"

by matt June 25, 2004

politics

The fastest way to piss off anybody and make enemies.

See Republican vs. Democrat.

by Matt June 25, 2004

Cunt Warbling

Blowing hot mouthfulls of air into a womans lady-lips.

I like to cunt-warble.

by Matt June 26, 2004

Ookie Dookie

A slang phrase made by two men in Fort Collins, Colorado, Matt Blake and Matt Grunau, specifically to make fun of stupid, nonsensical sounding street slang such as "Bling Bling" or "Shizzle Nizzle". Commonly coupled with the expletive "Motherf***er" to give the word "street-cred".

I was all up in hizzle sheezy and was like "Ookie Dookie, motherf***er!" and he started stepping.

by matt June 29, 2004