MatT's definitions

Fire Crotch

When your crotch is on fire

My joint fell in my pubes, now I gots me a fire crotch

by Matt September 30, 2004

Bounce-Back-Ability

The word was first used by Crystal Palace manager Ian dowie after his teams 3-1 home win against Wimbledon on. Saturday 31st January.
For this word to get into the english dictionary it must be used by a wide range of public.
Most famously is was used in the houses of parliment by a top MP!

My team showed real Bounce-back-ability today.

by Matt October 23, 2004

Pud

Old mans ball sac

by matt August 3, 2003

chin2.mpeg

A MUST download. A classic

by Matt August 7, 2003

nice catch no-catch

What you say to someone after they have fucked up, as in catching a ball.

*throws something, it hits you in the head*
"Nice catch, no-catch!"

by matt November 5, 2004

pantsdance

Where you put your hands in the back pockets of your pants and shake your pants around.

How 90s.

by matt February 13, 2004

retail therapy

an excuse for people mostly female to go shopping when they're feeling bad, when in reality their bad feelings could be released/treated in other ways.

mandie went to the mall for a little retail therapy the day after matt dumped her.

by matt November 29, 2004