March 10

Osama Bin Laden’s birthday. Basically, this is the day where we all degrade him for ruining New York City.

I could care less about March 10 since it’s you-know-who’s birthday.

by Master Of Nations October 17, 2020

January 20, 2021

The day that Joe Biden gets sworn into the White House as president.

January 20, 2021 also happens to be the day that the Simpsons predict the next Civil War will happen.

by Master Of Nations November 25, 2020

New Years Day 2021

The first day of 2021. And the first day of us being out of the shit year we know as 2020.

At 12am, on New Years Day 2021, God will put a message into the sky that says "Tutorial Completed. Proceed To Game?"

Have a Happy New Year!

by Master Of Nations January 01, 2021

iOS 14 Update

The Apple update that causes your back camera and your flashlight to stop working.

Ever since the iOS 14 Update was installed onto my phone, my back camera and flashlight refuse to work.

by Master Of Nations January 01, 2021

Uncle

He is the one that is with us on our campaign.

On the road to the campaign tonight
Endless waves of troops following the path of Uncle
Thousands of flowers bloom for your victory
Dedicated to the party with a belief in unity
Victory Banner, Golden Star shining
Guide us along the path
March, we advance to liberate the South
Where our countrymen remain oppressed

by Master Of Nations December 23, 2020

2021

Surprise, surprise! COVID is still here! You shouldn't have got your hopes up people.

Just wait until January 20th, 2021. That is when the real fun begins.

by Master Of Nations January 02, 2021

Down Under

The national anthem of Australia. This song was written in 1981 by Men at Work. This song is not to be confused with Africa - The land of blessed rains (song written by Toto).

The land down under is where women glow and men plunder.

by Master Of Nations August 17, 2020