Definitions by Master Christ St. John
Negro monocle
Cell phone earpiece with dangling cable and bulbous volume control / microphone, resembling a monocle.
Negro monocle by Master Christ St. John July 29, 2008
lawyee
One on the receiving end of a lawyer's good fortune and intelligent career path in light of the many harder-working and lesser-paying options.
To see so many like old white guys with cheap suits and expensive shirts laeding African and Asian immigrants around the hallways was fucken insane, it was impossible not to see the contrast between the lawyer and the lawyee.
lawyee by Master Christ St. John June 17, 2006
urban dick
Someone who overutilizes a myriad of terms they've obviously gotten from urban dictionary. Similar to someone inserting a bit of jargon or other awkward 10 cent words into their speech.
The other day Pip said something about keeping the hyphy out of their house with minority filters or else he'd have to give them a screaming seagull... what a fucking urban dick.
urban dick by Master Christ St. John June 17, 2006
10 cent word
When someone puts a term into simple speech they are using a 10 cent word and usually obfuscating things.
10 cent word by Master Christ St. John June 17, 2006
post 9/11
Every day, from here on out, is post 9/11. Referring to it usually implies that something was to be learned on 9/11 and has not been, usually security driven.
post 9/11 by Master Christ St. John June 17, 2006