(bad-ass-EESH-us)
Of, relating to, or having the characteristics of a badass.
Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassical, Badassitudinous, Mucho Badasstico, and Badassiticity
Of, relating to, or having the characteristics of a badass.
Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassical, Badassitudinous, Mucho Badasstico, and Badassiticity
Jason Bourne disarmed a man who had a kitchen knife using only a rolled-up magazine. That was badassitious!
by MastaRoe July 03, 2011
1. Another term for “ass kissing” or “brown nosing”. It means to pander to the emotions of a superior in hopes the superior will reward the subordinate with raises, promotions, special privileges, and the like. It is a disgusting thing to watch.
2. Another term for “sucking” or being “sorry”, particularly in the context of video games.
Inspired by Mia X’s rap on the song “Ghetto Symphony”.
2. Another term for “sucking” or being “sorry”, particularly in the context of video games.
Inspired by Mia X’s rap on the song “Ghetto Symphony”.
Look at Dave laughing with the boss. I’m so sick of his dick kissin'.
Oh man! I’m already near the finish line and you’re still at the first turn dick kissin'.
Oh man! I’m already near the finish line and you’re still at the first turn dick kissin'.
by MastaRoe July 10, 2011
A town in north central Kansas whose population is under 2000 people. It's a good place to live if you enjoy being bored off your ass. Those who are good at sports and/or are related to members of the Chamber of Commerce, City Council, and School Board find growing up in Smith Center to to be quite enjoyable. Everyone else describes the experience as being akin to that of Hester Prynne in The Scarlet Letter. There are a few good teachers there but the High School prefers to employ coaches who try to squeeze in a little teaching on the side. Most residents have nothing better to do than pry in other people's business. People there will be nice to your face for the most part, but they will talk shit on you the minute you turn your back. Also, if you're ever there be sure to visit one of the 75 churches.
Home of the Smith Center Redmen
Home of the Smith Center Redmen
Guy 1: Dude are you from Smith Center, KS?
Guy 2: Yeah. I was good at sports so I slept through school and still graduated.
Guy 1: I'm from there too. One time a teacher told me to sit in the colored section.
Guy 2: After I graduated I realized I was destined to fail at life so I stayed there where people still think I'm awesome.
Guy 1: I left and never looked back. Now I'm successful and happy.
Guy 2: Yeah. I was good at sports so I slept through school and still graduated.
Guy 1: I'm from there too. One time a teacher told me to sit in the colored section.
Guy 2: After I graduated I realized I was destined to fail at life so I stayed there where people still think I'm awesome.
Guy 1: I left and never looked back. Now I'm successful and happy.
by MastaRoe February 06, 2010
1. Another term for a woman's vagina, made popular in the song, "Spin the Bottle"
2. A mixed drink consisting of Tequila Rose strawberry cream liqueur and red-cap Tvarscki vodka to suit
2. A mixed drink consisting of Tequila Rose strawberry cream liqueur and red-cap Tvarscki vodka to suit
1. "...pink fun so wet that my thang is slippin'..."
2. "I just mixed a glass of Pink Fun, you want one?" "No way dude, I'm not gay!" "This is stronger that the lame shit you drink, now who's gay?"
2. "I just mixed a glass of Pink Fun, you want one?" "No way dude, I'm not gay!" "This is stronger that the lame shit you drink, now who's gay?"
by MastaRoe April 10, 2010
A facsimile of a manager who mindlessly follows orders from upper management regardless of how ridiculous, arbitrary, contradictory, or counterproductive they may be. If an employee attempts to point out the flaws in one of an MD’s painfully short-sighted and dim-witted decisions, an MD will either continuously repeat one of their several pre-programmed phrases until the employee gives up on the argument, or they will respond with only a blank stare that seems to say “error, file not found.” To say that a MD is a puppet is to insult the freethinking and decision-making abilities of a puppet. MD's have absolutely no job-related skills or people skills. They are often seen wandering aimlessly among employees and customers. If asked for help, they will automatically find the nearest employee and make them help the customer so as to appear preoccupied and attempt to conceal their monumental incompetence. Many times MD's will turn to employees for help with things that should in fact be required of management to know. They will also sometimes steal ideas of employees and make them their own usually after telling the employees the ideas were not feasible. They are the source of all miscommunication, stress, failures, and negativity in the workplace, yet are never fired. MD's can be found in nearly every major corporation and, like roaches, will probably never be totally eradicated. Not to be confused with actual (good) managers.
MD: Hey, why isn't Bill here?
Employee: Why are you asking me? Didn't you make the schedule? If he called in it's not like he'd talk to me, he'd have to talk to you.
MD: But, where is he?
Employee: I don't know! Anyway it doesn't matter, he's not here.
MD: But he should be, shouldn't he?
Employee: I give up.
MD: We're going to put labels on the items we're selling near this display.
Employee: Hey, I had that idea a month ago. You told me it would look tacky.
MD: *blank stare*
MD: I need you to stay late because we're getting busy. You have to take a long lunch though so you don't get any overtime.
Employee: I wouldn't have to do that if you'd let me go early when we're not busy instead of giving me a bunch of meaningless busy work.
MD: Yeah... well we need you to stay late because we're busy. You have to take--
Employee: SHUT UP! You're the reason people get shot at work by disgruntled employees.
Employee 1: There goes Pete, isn't he a manager?
Employee 2: No, he's just a management drone. Get Sherri, she's an actual manager.
Employee: Why are you asking me? Didn't you make the schedule? If he called in it's not like he'd talk to me, he'd have to talk to you.
MD: But, where is he?
Employee: I don't know! Anyway it doesn't matter, he's not here.
MD: But he should be, shouldn't he?
Employee: I give up.
MD: We're going to put labels on the items we're selling near this display.
Employee: Hey, I had that idea a month ago. You told me it would look tacky.
MD: *blank stare*
MD: I need you to stay late because we're getting busy. You have to take a long lunch though so you don't get any overtime.
Employee: I wouldn't have to do that if you'd let me go early when we're not busy instead of giving me a bunch of meaningless busy work.
MD: Yeah... well we need you to stay late because we're busy. You have to take--
Employee: SHUT UP! You're the reason people get shot at work by disgruntled employees.
Employee 1: There goes Pete, isn't he a manager?
Employee 2: No, he's just a management drone. Get Sherri, she's an actual manager.
by MastaRoe March 06, 2011
Like the word "Badasstic" only having a wider, more transferred semantic range of use.
Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassitudinous, Badassitious, Mucho Badasstico, and Badassiticity
Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassitudinous, Badassitious, Mucho Badasstico, and Badassiticity
The way Jason Bourne used a book to beat that guy's ass just before killing him with a hand towel was nothing sort of Badassical.
by MastaRoe July 03, 2011
Having the character or form of a badass.
Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badassical, Badassitudinous, Badassitious, Mucho Badasstico, and Badassiticity
Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badassical, Badassitudinous, Badassitious, Mucho Badasstico, and Badassiticity
Jason Bourne’s ability to speak many languages is not as badasstic as his ability to kick ass in EVERY language.
by MastaRoe July 03, 2011