A male in their early twenties to late thirties who is thus technically an adult but has the mentality of a ten-year-old boy. Rather than being a productive member of society, i.e. seeking employment and paying taxes, he chooses to live with his parents, sit on his ass, play video games, and talk shit on the internet. He thinks people who slave away at jobs they hate all day are fools, but, in fact, when his parents either die or kick his sorry ass into the street and he realizes he has the survival skills of a disfigured newborn baby bird, he'll see the joke is on him.
Also known as a 30-Year-Old Boy.
Also known as a 30-Year-Old Boy.
Productive member of society: Why don't you grow up and move out of your parents' house?
Ten-Year-Old Man: Because I don't have to and I know how good I have it. You shouldn't have moved out, dummy-head!
Productive member of society: Right, enjoy having to be quiet after 10pm and asking for gas money to drive to the mall and drool over girls who are by now half your age.
Ten-Year-Old Man: I don't know what my problem is with girls.
Productive member of society: Gee, let me think, oh maybe it's because you're a 25-year-old man who still lives at home.
Ten-Year-Old Man: What's wrong with that? I save money that way.
Productive member of society: Girls want someone who can actually provide for himself, not someone who's too scared to leave the nest. Also, if the opportunity to have sex DID present itself, they don't want to have it on your parents' couch.
Ten-Year-Old Man: How do you do dishes?
Productive member of society: What do you mean, don't you do dishes at home?
Ten-Year-Old Man: No, my mom does them.
Productive member of society: Your mom? Aren't you like 30 years old? No wonder nobody likes you.
Ten-Year-Old Man: Oh yeah, log on to World of Warcraft and say that shit!
Productive member of society: Whatever, loser.
Ten-Year-Old Man: Because I don't have to and I know how good I have it. You shouldn't have moved out, dummy-head!
Productive member of society: Right, enjoy having to be quiet after 10pm and asking for gas money to drive to the mall and drool over girls who are by now half your age.
Ten-Year-Old Man: I don't know what my problem is with girls.
Productive member of society: Gee, let me think, oh maybe it's because you're a 25-year-old man who still lives at home.
Ten-Year-Old Man: What's wrong with that? I save money that way.
Productive member of society: Girls want someone who can actually provide for himself, not someone who's too scared to leave the nest. Also, if the opportunity to have sex DID present itself, they don't want to have it on your parents' couch.
Ten-Year-Old Man: How do you do dishes?
Productive member of society: What do you mean, don't you do dishes at home?
Ten-Year-Old Man: No, my mom does them.
Productive member of society: Your mom? Aren't you like 30 years old? No wonder nobody likes you.
Ten-Year-Old Man: Oh yeah, log on to World of Warcraft and say that shit!
Productive member of society: Whatever, loser.
by MastaRoe March 06, 2011
Spanish for "much badasstic". Used to describe the level of badassedness above normal but below "Maximum Badassiticity".
Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassical, Badassitudinous, Badassitious, and Badassiticity
Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassical, Badassitudinous, Badassitious, and Badassiticity
After beating a man’s ass with a rolled-up magazine and killing him, Jason Bourne unscrewed the man’s gas main and jammed the aforementioned rolled-up magazine into the man’s toaster. In time it caught fire and ignited the gas in the house, which Jason Bourne used as cover to make his escape. This, you see, is the next level of badass i.e. Mucho Badasstico.
by MastaRoe July 03, 2011
When a company you work for, or owe money to, or otherwise are forced to deal with willfully and unapologetically fucks you over each and every chance it gets.
It takes 3 days for a deposited check to post in my account. Meanwhile withdrawls are posted instantaneously, causing me to rack up overdraft fees. Yay, corporate sodomy!
My boss denied everyone else vacation time over the holidays, citing the increase in sales would not allow any of us to spend time with our families. Then he took his vacation at that time. Feeling the burn of good ol' corporate sodomy.
The asset protection lady chased thief into the parking lot where he punched her in the face before dropping the Blu-Ray player. She was then fired because the parking lot is not her jurisdiction, but the company still reclaimed and sold the Blu-Ray player. Corporate sodomy at its finest, my friend.
My boss denied everyone else vacation time over the holidays, citing the increase in sales would not allow any of us to spend time with our families. Then he took his vacation at that time. Feeling the burn of good ol' corporate sodomy.
The asset protection lady chased thief into the parking lot where he punched her in the face before dropping the Blu-Ray player. She was then fired because the parking lot is not her jurisdiction, but the company still reclaimed and sold the Blu-Ray player. Corporate sodomy at its finest, my friend.
by MastaRoe April 24, 2011
Everybody was hanging out with their systems going then Tom pulled up bumping his Schwanks. What a loser.
Wow, those are some homemade looking speakers you got. What are those, Schwanks?
Whatever, your beats are so lame you couldn't get sponsored by Schwank Audio.
Wow, those are some homemade looking speakers you got. What are those, Schwanks?
Whatever, your beats are so lame you couldn't get sponsored by Schwank Audio.
by MastaRoe April 24, 2011
A skank who has graduated above and beyond normal skankhood. She as reached the point where people psychosomatically detect a faint odor about her that is not unlike that of a skunk. Even when washed, well dressed, and presentable she still has a dirty and undesirable air about her.
“Her body is actually not bad, but for some reason I cannot bring myself to call her ‘attractive’. Why is that?” “She’s a skunk.” “Ah yes, you’ve nailed it.” “But I wouldn’t nail her.”
“She was all over this dude at the bar and when he went to the bathroom, she was trying to feel up on this guy shooting pool. But when he took his shot, she grabbed the other player’s ass. What a skunk.”
“She was all over this dude at the bar and when he went to the bathroom, she was trying to feel up on this guy shooting pool. But when he took his shot, she grabbed the other player’s ass. What a skunk.”
by MastaRoe July 10, 2011
Having the character or form of a badass.
Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badassical, Badassitudinous, Badassitious, Mucho Badasstico, and Badassiticity
Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badassical, Badassitudinous, Badassitious, Mucho Badasstico, and Badassiticity
Jason Bourne’s ability to speak many languages is not as badasstic as his ability to kick ass in EVERY language.
by MastaRoe July 03, 2011
(bad-ass-EESH-us)
Of, relating to, or having the characteristics of a badass.
Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassical, Badassitudinous, Mucho Badasstico, and Badassiticity
Of, relating to, or having the characteristics of a badass.
Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassical, Badassitudinous, Mucho Badasstico, and Badassiticity
Jason Bourne disarmed a man who had a kitchen knife using only a rolled-up magazine. That was badassitious!
by MastaRoe July 03, 2011