Mason Beveridge's definitions

Hilbilly

A very dirty person, usualy lives in southern America, and drives a 1902 ford pickup

If you cut your lawn and find a car, you might be a hilbilly

by Mason Beveridge September 28, 2003

Cookies

The part that is around a womens nipple, usually a passionate strawberry color.

"Did you see the "cooks" on that one?"

by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004

Heart-A-Gram

A symbol used by the "love metal" group HIM. Very intresting design, interwoven into clothing, belts, plastic ect...

Bam Margera has to many heart-a-grams

by Mason Beveridge February 24, 2004

Dawg

Black people usually slang this word around in the gibberish they say. A "Dawg" is one of their friends.

"Yo Dawg, whats crackin?"

by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004

skid marks

Skid Marks is what you get when you don't shit for a long time, then it un-expectingly comes out leaving a very foul smelling, repelling color and odor in your drawers.

"Holy shit Chris, that chick has Skiddies"

by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004

Falcone

A "Falcone" is a smart man, but has a low IQ.

A "falcone" can build an atomic bomb, but can not string together a sentence.

by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004

Present

A women that is a hard catch. Christmas only cums once a year, so why not on a good present. But you have to work the wrapping all year until that day of "christmas", when it is soft enough to penetrate the present.

"He's got a chistmas present"

"lucky bastered"

by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004