Definitions by Mason Beveridge

Fucken Eh 

The way canadians say "fuck"

"Did you see that, fucken eh?"

Fucken Eh by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004

skid marks

Skid Marks is what you get when you don't shit for a long time, then it un-expectingly comes out leaving a very foul smelling, repelling color and odor in your drawers.

"Holy shit Chris, that chick has Skiddies"

skid marks by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004

Remedial 

The nice way to call someone "retarded". usually used by teachers in school.

"You see that kid Mason there Bob?"

"Yes..."

"Hes Remedial"

"O dear..."

Remedial by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004

Chockski 

Someone who does stupid random things for no reason.

"That kid is a god damn chockski"

Chockski by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004

Cookies 

The part that is around a womens nipple, usually a passionate strawberry color.

"Did you see the "cooks" on that one?"

Cookies by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004

Rigs 

Another word for "glasses". "Rigs" make you look smart, even if your stupider then a cold ham.

"Who to hire today Bill?"

"The guy with glasses"

"The other guy has a 4.0, why the glasses?"

"Because glasses make my company look safisticated"

"O..."

Rigs by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004

Burnettes

Burnettes are the smarter of the women, but they still end up at the stove no matter what color hair.

"I got my burnette sucking like a hover, she clicks faster then your blonde"

"My blonde is stupider then the brass pot she cooks with"

Burnettes by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004