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That awkward moment when

A meme-y phrase that was extremely popular back around 2012 due to its versatility. Modern usage is more or less the same, but it is now commonly replaced with the newer phrase "that feeling when".
That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 28, 2020
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sk

"SK" is one of the most popular ASMR triggers that is often whispered repeatedly in many ASMR videos.

The trigger was initially introduced and used by YouTube ASMR star Heather Feather. Since then, the trigger has become widespread across all ASMR videos, and—if used correctly—can put anyone into a total relaxed state of tranquility.
Heather Feather: sksksksksksksksk
Me: 😴😴💤
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 20, 2019
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Rutracker

A very good Russian torrenting site for software and games. It is way better than TPB and most other popular english torrenting sites. Not many people from outside Russia will know about rutracker, but the ones who do (and now) know are in for a gem.

It has an extensive catalogue of quality torrents (more than TPB), reliable 24/7 seeders, a large user-backed contributor base, and is always up-to-date with the latest software/games. The torrenting site is also very long-running too, dating back to the early-2000s. I gotta hand it to the Russians, they really do provide the good stuff.
Lyon: Hey dude where can I find "XYZ" software for free?
Tony: Have you tried looking at torrents?
Lyon: Yeah I tried searching on TPB and found nothing but scam torrents. I tried other torrenting sites and also nothing.
Tony: Oh you're looking in the wrong places, you won't find much on TPB, especially new stuff.

Lyon: Then where?
Tony: Try rutracker.org, you'll have to translate it though
Lyon: WTF, this site has literally everything! How did I not discover this earlier....
Tony: You're welcome 😉
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 26, 2022
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Enjoyer

What people in 2021 have chosen to say instead of the term "lover".

For example, if you're a hip-hop lover, you now say you're a "hip-hop enjoyer". Both choices of words mean the exact same thing, but in the end, lover is the more fitting choice in casual talk. Enjoyer sounds a bit too fetish-like.

The term enjoyer may come from the business sense in which consumers of products/services are known as "enjoyers" who "enjoy" their products/services. This also explains why some thrift shops choose to call used items as "previously enjoyed". Weird choice for a word that often conjures up sexual connotations... but hey, who am I to argue with the English lexicon.
Greg: I'm a cat enjoyer
Daphne: Wtf??

Greg: What? I love cats, they're cute adorable creatures.
Daphne: Oh ok, I thought you meant something else.
Greg: Er, no?
Daphne: Why not just say cat lover then. I would've understood you if you had led with that.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 15, 2021
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:P

:P is quite possibly one of the most clean and innocent emoticons to ever exist. You ideally would add this towards the end of your sentence to convey a sense of playfulness and lightheartedness, especially when the things you've said can come off as a bit inappropriate/insensitive if interpreted the wrong way.

NOTE: this text-based emoticon CANNOT be substituted for the emoji equivalent of a tongue sticking out (especially not the standalone tongue, dear god no).
TWO TEXTING SCENARIOS:

Guy classmate: Ugh I'm so thirsty :P

Girl classmate: Lol same, was too busy studying that I literally forgot to drink some water

Guy classmate: Ugh I'm so thirsty 🥵👅
Girl classmate: Ummm....
Guy classmate: Lol what? I mean I'm thirsty for water
Girl classmate: Ohh, I thought you meant something else lol
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 14, 2019
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Woof

Slang: something you say to express dismay, failure, unattractiveness, surprise or sympathy.

Generally means the same thing as the much later-occurring slang "oof".
A: I just failed my math exam
B: Woof

X: This burger doesn't look anywhere near as good as the ad
Y: Woof! That's an abomination if I've ever seen one.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 28, 2021
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Post nasal drip

Something that I suffer with all the time every day of my life, and it friggin sucks. Basically your nose sinuses are so stuffed to the point that the snot "drips" down to your throat, and it makes you gag. Not really a big deal if it happens infrequently, but chronic post nasal drip is literally hell.
Me: Hey guys how's it g— *gags loudly on snot*
Them: Woah you okay there dude?
Me: Oh dw it's nothing, just my typical post nasal drip.
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