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Something that you'd only want to ride in to hard flex (i.e. limo renting). They give off associations of crime, as all those stereotypical gangs/mafias always ride in some sort of fancy limousine.
"Hey wanna help me pay off a limousine? We can share the ownership"
"Uhhh hell naw man, I'd much rather buy a Tesla"
"Uhhh hell naw man, I'd much rather buy a Tesla"
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 26, 2022
Get the Limousine mug.A variant of the deadly disease sugma, which itself is a variant of the ligma disease. It is pronounced as "sug on ma".
Also Amogus spelled backwards.
Also Amogus spelled backwards.
KEK: Aw man I have the serious case of Sugoma
BOB: Oh my condolences
KEK: ...Sugoma balls!!!
BOB: Drats! Fell for it again!
KEK: Now spell it backwards
BOB: Oh my condolences
KEK: ...Sugoma balls!!!
BOB: Drats! Fell for it again!
KEK: Now spell it backwards
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 14, 2021
Get the Sugoma mug.It's basically the how-to-guide equivalent of BuzzFeed. The how-to's are often very formulaic and dumbed down, as if anything can be simplified down to 10 short steps. And most of the tips and tricks they give are common sense. They also have some of the most stupid and pointless how-to's which merely serves more as humor than anything. It's all just fast food garbage that's easy to digest but gives little value in return.
Great for skimming the surface, but if you actually want to learn something, WikiHow is the LAST place you'd want to be looking at.
Great for skimming the surface, but if you actually want to learn something, WikiHow is the LAST place you'd want to be looking at.
Me: Alexa, what are some tips to improve your home?
Alexa: According to the article on WikiHow-
Me: Alexa, unplug yourself.
Alexa: According to the article on WikiHow-
Me: Alexa, unplug yourself.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 23, 2021
Get the WikiHow mug.A resting cringe face (RCF for short) is similar to resting bitch face, but instead of an angry or irritated face, the individual instead unintentionally maintains a cringed sour facial expression. Imagine watching the most cringiest meme video or literally sucking on a lemon, that's the kind of facial expression people with RCF make.
They might not realize that they're cringing their own facial muscles, but many people will notice. RCF is also far more contagious compared to RBF. For example, when you see someone with RCF, you will immediately start cringing too and you will feel incredibly bitter and gloomy.
RCF is relatively uncommon in younger people. Older aged women (49-65) are often the ones that suffer from RCF.
See also: resting disdainful face
They might not realize that they're cringing their own facial muscles, but many people will notice. RCF is also far more contagious compared to RBF. For example, when you see someone with RCF, you will immediately start cringing too and you will feel incredibly bitter and gloomy.
RCF is relatively uncommon in younger people. Older aged women (49-65) are often the ones that suffer from RCF.
See also: resting disdainful face
Me: *arrives to class late*
Substitute teacher: Who are you?
Me: Oh, I'm in this class, I just arrived late
Substitute teacher: Ah ok
Me: *quietly working on my assignment*
Substitute teacher: *Stands in front of me with her nasty resting cringe face*
Me: *feels sick to the stomach*
Me: Hi, am I doing anything wrong?
Substitute teacher: Oh no not at all, I'm just seeing what you're working on
Me: Oh ok
Substitute teacher: *continues to exhibit resting cringe face*
Me: *starts to cringe and feel bitter AF*
(School ends, goes home)
My mom: What's the matter?
Me: Oh, no, I just have a resting cringe face that's all, I caught it from my substitute teacher today
Substitute teacher: Who are you?
Me: Oh, I'm in this class, I just arrived late
Substitute teacher: Ah ok
Me: *quietly working on my assignment*
Substitute teacher: *Stands in front of me with her nasty resting cringe face*
Me: *feels sick to the stomach*
Me: Hi, am I doing anything wrong?
Substitute teacher: Oh no not at all, I'm just seeing what you're working on
Me: Oh ok
Substitute teacher: *continues to exhibit resting cringe face*
Me: *starts to cringe and feel bitter AF*
(School ends, goes home)
My mom: What's the matter?
Me: Oh, no, I just have a resting cringe face that's all, I caught it from my substitute teacher today
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 2, 2020
Get the Resting cringe face mug.A very racist pejorative used against Asian (mainly Chinese) people, about as offensive as "chink" or even exceeding it. Has been used by uneducated folks for decades. Presumably its usage is declining cause, well, it's 2022. Get with the times.
Some random rowdy boys: Hey! ching chang chong!
Me: grow up.
Some random kid in the comments section: Hehe, asian crowd go ching chang chong!
Me: So unfunny bro 😬
Me: grow up.
Some random kid in the comments section: Hehe, asian crowd go ching chang chong!
Me: So unfunny bro 😬
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 18, 2022
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WRONG
Stranger 1: Guy or girl?
Stranger 2: I prefer not to say.
CORRECT
Stranger 1: What are your pronouns?
Stranger 2: She/they!
Stranger 1: Guy or girl?
Stranger 2: I prefer not to say.
CORRECT
Stranger 1: What are your pronouns?
Stranger 2: She/they!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 15, 2021
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by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 4, 2022
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