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Your dad

The most awesome person to ever exist on this planet. More awesome than whole grains. Both fish and women adore him. Everyone strives to be like him.

See also: your mom

Person 1: Wow look at him! Is he always this awesome and good looking?
Person 2: Yeah of course, he's probably just your dad!

Your dad by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022

802.11ax

The latest version of WiFi, also known as WiFi 6. It gives out much faster speeds than WiFi 5 (802.11ac) and supports much higher capacity of connections. You don't need a WiFi 6 router to experience faster speeds, even just having a WiFi 6 card can see a drastic improvement.

I installed a new 802.11ax WiFi PCIe card into my PC and now I get much faster speeds than before

802.11ax by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 3, 2022

Morb off

A phrase suggesting someone to kindly remove themselves from the surrounding premises.

Person 1: Hey can I come morb with you guys?
Person 2: No, morb off!

Morb off by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 30, 2022

Morbology 

The academic field of study pertaining to the art of bad film making. Morbologists often deal with thought-provoking research questions such as "WHY SONY, WHY???" or "To morb or not to morb?". To this day nobody knows the answers to these questions, not even the most exceptional morbologists.

Friend: Hey wanna come grab a drink?
Me: Sorry man I gotta study for my morbology finals
Friend: So when are you free?
Me: *looks at the Morbius 24/7 twitch page* Never, I'm afraid...
Friend: Oh, ok

Morbology by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 30, 2022

Hey I'm morbin' here!

What you say in response when someone interrupts your quality morbin' time

Mom: *turns off TV*
Me: Hey I'm morbin' here!

Hey I'm morbin' here! by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 30, 2022

Moondrop 

1) One of the main antagonists of Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach, who is a daycare attendant animatronic at Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex. It is the alter-ego of Sundrop when the lights are off. Has the creepiest voice ever.

2) A Chinese earphone brand known for its exceptional sound quality and its cute anime-themed packaging. Very popular within the audio enthusiast community.

1) *turns light off*
Sundrop: NOOO WHY'D U DO THAT??
Moondrop: BAD CHILDREN MUST BE PUNISHED
Gregory: monkaS

2) Me: Hey try these Moondrop earphones
Her: Nah bro I'm fi—
Me: *shoves earphones into her ears*
Her: wtf, how is this actually good

Moondrop by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 18, 2022

My balls itch 

A universal sentiment spoken by every single man and boy in the world (in every language possible).

English: Fuck, my balls itch!
Spanish: ¡Joder, me pican las bolas!
French: Putain, mes boules me démangent !
Italian: Cazzo, mi prudono le palle!
Latin: Fute, pilae meae prurigine!
German: Scheiße, meine Eier jucken!
Dutch: Verdomme, mijn ballen jeuken!
Afrikaans: Fok, my balle jeuk!
Finnish: Vittu, palloni kutittaa!
Swedish: fan, mina bollar kliar!
Russian: Бля, у меня яйца чешутся!
Slovak: Do riti, svrbia ma gule!
Bulgarian: По дяволите, сърбят ме топките!
Turkish: Kahretsin, taşaklarım kaşınıyor!
Armenian: Ջի՛մ, գնդիկներս քոր են գալիս:
Hebrew: לעזאזל, הביצים שלי מגרדות!
Greek: Γάμα, οι μπάλες μου φαγούρα!
Arabic: اللعنة ، الكرات بلدي حكة!
Korean: 젠장, 내 볼이 가렵다!
Chinese: 操，我的蛋蛋好痒！
Japanese: クソ、私のボールがかゆい！
Vietmese: Mẹ kiếp, quả bóng của tôi ngứa!
Indonesian: Persetan, bolaku gatal!
Sanskrit: चोदतु, मम कन्दुकाः कण्डूयन्ते!
Hindi: भाड़ में जाओ, मेरी गेंदों में खुजली!
Mongolian: Новш, миний бөмбөг загатнаж байна!
Igbo: Chei, bọọlụ m na-egbu mgbu!
Urdu: بھاڑ میں جاؤ، میری گیندوں کو کھجلی!
Hawaiian: Fuck, ʻeha koʻu mau pōpō!
Tamiol: ஃபக், என் பந்துகள் அரிப்பு!
Yiddish: פאַק, מיינע באָלץ קריצן!

My balls itch by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 18, 2022