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MKBHD
Short for Marques Brownlee HD, the most famous smartphone and tech reviewer on YouTube. Has been delivering top-notch content since 2013.
Over the past decade, MKBHD went from a local YouTube tech reviewer to an internet celebrity. He has met many high-profile personalities ranging from Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Sundar Pichai, Kobe Bryant and deadmau5.
MKBHD by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 12, 2022
Queen Elizabeth II
A British Queen with an ignominious history who lived for 96 years until she died peacefully at her home in Balmoral, Scotland, on September 8, 2022.
Random person: Queen Elizabeth II dying at 96 made me realize i never kept it π― with you. She died as a queen and I'm dying to make you my queen. Tell your family I said hello
Me: I-
Me: I-
Queen Elizabeth II by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 12, 2022
IHOP
Not sure if everyone's just from the states, because here in Canada the IHOP restaurants are an absolute ripoff and scam!
A typical breakfast meal for four can cost you well over $150. Just one ordinary omelette costs $34. Five run-of-the-mill pancakes costs $18.
Excuse me but wtf!?!???
Just go read the Google Maps reviews for IHOP in the Niagara Falls region and you can see the countless reviews and pictures of the food. The quality is really nothing special, subpar even. And the portions are small.
There are plenty of other great brunch places in Canada, both local and large franchises, that serve better tasting food for MUCH less.
IHOP? More like I AVOID!
A typical breakfast meal for four can cost you well over $150. Just one ordinary omelette costs $34. Five run-of-the-mill pancakes costs $18.
Excuse me but wtf!?!???
Just go read the Google Maps reviews for IHOP in the Niagara Falls region and you can see the countless reviews and pictures of the food. The quality is really nothing special, subpar even. And the portions are small.
There are plenty of other great brunch places in Canada, both local and large franchises, that serve better tasting food for MUCH less.
IHOP? More like I AVOID!
Him: Wanna go to IHOP?
Her: Sure! I could totally use some pancakes rn
Meanwhile in Canada....
Guy 1: BRO! I just got robbed by IHOP!
Guy 2: Oh no how much did you lose?
Guy 1: Over 150!! The food looked so sad, was like as if they microwaved it, and they didn't even give us bacon with our eggs
Guy 2: That sucks man, sounds like the worst brunch place ever.
Her: Sure! I could totally use some pancakes rn
Meanwhile in Canada....
Guy 1: BRO! I just got robbed by IHOP!
Guy 2: Oh no how much did you lose?
Guy 1: Over 150!! The food looked so sad, was like as if they microwaved it, and they didn't even give us bacon with our eggs
Guy 2: That sucks man, sounds like the worst brunch place ever.
IHOP by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 7, 2022
UD du jour
Hey, wasn't "UD du jour" the UD du jour just a month ago?
Yeah, I guess the staff are getting lazier
Yeah, I guess the staff are getting lazier
UD du jour by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 7, 2022
we have decided to move forward with other candidates at this time
*receives email notification*
email: We HaVe DeCiDeD tO mOvE fOrWaRd WiTh OtHeR cAnDiDaTeS aT tHiS tImE
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUU
email: We HaVe DeCiDeD tO mOvE fOrWaRd WiTh OtHeR cAnDiDaTeS aT tHiS tImE
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUU
Imagine dragon deez nuts
Person 1: Hey are you a fan of imagineβ
Person 2: βimagine dragon deez nuts across your face? Of course I am!
Person 2: βimagine dragon deez nuts across your face? Of course I am!
Imagine dragon deez nuts by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 29, 2022
Tone indicators
A very useful thing. I've heard some people say its cringe, but to me tone indicators are seriously useful for anyone who finds it hard to understand the true meaning or implications in someone's texts, especially someone you don't know well. I would go so far as to say it's an evolution in our way of communicating online. They should definitely be used more often for clarity purposes.
Possible scenario ππΆππ΅πΌππ tone indicators involved:
Person 1: Hey wanna play minecraft together?
Person 2: ok
Person 1: ??
Person 2: what
Person 1: Is that like a genuine ok or a sarcastic one or...
Person 2: I just meant ok
Person 1: Ohh, gotcha. Sorry my brain kinda interpreted it like you thought I was bothering youπ
Possible scenario ππΆππ΅ tone indicators involved:
Person 1: Hey wanna play minecraft together?
Person 2: ok /gen
Person 1:π
The 2nd scenario was much less problematic.
Person 1: Hey wanna play minecraft together?
Person 2: ok
Person 1: ??
Person 2: what
Person 1: Is that like a genuine ok or a sarcastic one or...
Person 2: I just meant ok
Person 1: Ohh, gotcha. Sorry my brain kinda interpreted it like you thought I was bothering youπ
Possible scenario ππΆππ΅ tone indicators involved:
Person 1: Hey wanna play minecraft together?
Person 2: ok /gen
Person 1:π
The 2nd scenario was much less problematic.
Tone indicators by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 28, 2022