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Cafeteria food
Low quality food that looks stale and unappetizing but costs relatively cheap. Usually is tax-free. Depending on your school, there will be days where the cafeteria serves higher quality food, such as Taco Bowl Tuesdays.
Only to be eaten when your mom didn't pack you lunch, or when you're too lazy or busy to walk to the nearest food place.
Only to be eaten when your mom didn't pack you lunch, or when you're too lazy or busy to walk to the nearest food place.
My mom forgot to pack my lunch so I went to order some cafeteria food. Unfortunately all the good stuff had been sold out and was left to order one of those sad-looking dried out cheeseburgers.
Cafeteria food by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021
High Amplitude Sucking
When a girl gives the most intense fast-paced head. Characterized by an SPM (sucks per minute) of over 60.
See also: High Amplitude Sucking Paradigm
See also: High Amplitude Sucking Paradigm
High Amplitude Sucking by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021
Sucks per minute
Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.
"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."
Sucks per minute by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021
histrionic personality disorder
his-tree-on-ik · A personality disorder chiefly characterized by an insatiable and excessive desire to seek attention from others. They come off as highly sociable and extroverted and present themselves in an overly dramatic flirtatious manner. They become easily upset and resentful when they're not the center of attention.
Brad: Yo dude that hot chick over there is signalling me!
Chad: Be careful, that lady is known to have histrionic personality disorder. She'll sleep with any men she can find, but beware of her fits when you don't give her the attention she craves, which is virtually insatiable. Hence why everyone is ignoring her.
Chad: Be careful, that lady is known to have histrionic personality disorder. She'll sleep with any men she can find, but beware of her fits when you don't give her the attention she craves, which is virtually insatiable. Hence why everyone is ignoring her.
histrionic personality disorder by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 4, 2021
bestgore
One of the most gruesome websites one could ever stumble upon within the deep dark recesses of the internet. Sort of like LiveLeak, but completely dedicated towards uncannily-detailed videos of murders, suicides, torture, open surgeries, mutilations and accidents. Notoriously known for hosting the "1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick" video which depicts the Ted-Bundy-like murder of Chinese-Canadian Jun Lin.
Website owner Mark Marek claims that this site allegedly "helps" people from commiting suicide, but we all know this is complete utter BS. The real audience of bestgore are sadists who're morbidly curious to an extreme degree. If the everyday Timmy stumbled upon such a site, these videos would most likely send them through a downward spiral of depression or PTSD. Marek may come up with the counterargument that these videos combat propaganda and promote freedom of the press, but this is irrelevant and does not negate the fact that looking at such macabre content takes a toll on mental health.
Thank fuck the owner finally decided to shut down the site just last year on Nov 15 2020, though, there are serious fans who have begun archiving all the macabre content on the site.
Website owner Mark Marek claims that this site allegedly "helps" people from commiting suicide, but we all know this is complete utter BS. The real audience of bestgore are sadists who're morbidly curious to an extreme degree. If the everyday Timmy stumbled upon such a site, these videos would most likely send them through a downward spiral of depression or PTSD. Marek may come up with the counterargument that these videos combat propaganda and promote freedom of the press, but this is irrelevant and does not negate the fact that looking at such macabre content takes a toll on mental health.
Thank fuck the owner finally decided to shut down the site just last year on Nov 15 2020, though, there are serious fans who have begun archiving all the macabre content on the site.
>be me, age 13
>scrolling through the deep depths of 4chan
>sees random URL titled bestgore .com
>my curious mind clicks on URL
>sees a video of a dead teenage girl with her entire body impaled on a roasting spit
>closes browser
>deletes system32
>throws computer out of the window
>scrolling through the deep depths of 4chan
>sees random URL titled bestgore .com
>my curious mind clicks on URL
>sees a video of a dead teenage girl with her entire body impaled on a roasting spit
>closes browser
>deletes system32
>throws computer out of the window
bestgore by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 4, 2021
Ice Play
A form of kink that commonly involves using ice cubes to stimulate the erogenous zones.
However, ice play can also refer to anything that involves using ice as a method of sexual stimulation.
My personal favourite is ice rink humping, where I get entirely naked on an ice rink or frozen pond, lay flat on my stomach and let my entire body glide freely on the icy surface (with my dick pressing and gliding against it) until I orgasm. Do be warned, though, it is an incredibly risky kink and you could get a frostbite. I typically manage to climax within 30 seconds so this risk has been scaled-down a bit for me. Oh and it'll feel extremely cold for sure, but the element of risk and the pleasure involved invokes a sense of kinkiness that makes doing it totally worth it.
However, ice play can also refer to anything that involves using ice as a method of sexual stimulation.
My personal favourite is ice rink humping, where I get entirely naked on an ice rink or frozen pond, lay flat on my stomach and let my entire body glide freely on the icy surface (with my dick pressing and gliding against it) until I orgasm. Do be warned, though, it is an incredibly risky kink and you could get a frostbite. I typically manage to climax within 30 seconds so this risk has been scaled-down a bit for me. Oh and it'll feel extremely cold for sure, but the element of risk and the pleasure involved invokes a sense of kinkiness that makes doing it totally worth it.
Me: So imma head over to the community center after school...
Rachel: Okay
Me: ...on a Tuesday
Rachel: Oh no
Me: And you know how I told you that nobody is supervising the ice rinks on Tuesdays right?
Rachel: Oh god, you're not gonna do what I think you're gonna do, right?
Me: 😏😏
Rachel: Isn't that is a bit too extreme though?? Like wouldn't you get frostbite on your dick from all that ice play?
Me: Yes if you do it for too long, but I usually manage to climax very quickly. Like around 30 seconds to one minute.
Rachel: Lol okay. I mean you do you, but I'd personally never risk doing that, especially in a public place.
Me: The riskiness involved is also one of the reasons why it turns me on.
Rachel: Okay
Me: ...on a Tuesday
Rachel: Oh no
Me: And you know how I told you that nobody is supervising the ice rinks on Tuesdays right?
Rachel: Oh god, you're not gonna do what I think you're gonna do, right?
Me: 😏😏
Rachel: Isn't that is a bit too extreme though?? Like wouldn't you get frostbite on your dick from all that ice play?
Me: Yes if you do it for too long, but I usually manage to climax very quickly. Like around 30 seconds to one minute.
Rachel: Lol okay. I mean you do you, but I'd personally never risk doing that, especially in a public place.
Me: The riskiness involved is also one of the reasons why it turns me on.
Ice Play by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 4, 2021
Edging
Something that mainly guys (and sometimes girls) do as a min-max strategy to extend sexual arousal as long as possible but without to the point of getting blue-balled. It is possible to calculate the maximum length of edging before one gets blue-balled by performing a statistical hypothesis testing.
In order to reap the benefits of edging, I did a hypothesis test to calculate the acceptance and rejection regions of when I should cease sexual activity.
Edging by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 3, 2021