Definitions by Marty

Jerk off 

V. To stimulate your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

N. Idiot, moron, President Bush

Boy, is President Bush a fucking jerk off!

Jerk off by Marty October 19, 2003

Hand job 

when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)

That little slut Amy was giving hand jobs to every guy on the swim team last night!

Hand job by Marty October 18, 2003

tickle 

to touch someone lightly in certain regions that causes peculiar sensations, reflexive movements, involuntary laughter

Maria tickled the bottoms of Brett's feet and made him laugh out loud

tickle by Marty October 16, 2003

meat wagon 

ambulance, paramedic unit

Yo, they took away the dude that got capped in a meat wagon.

meat wagon by Marty October 16, 2003

HANDJOB 

when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)

That little slut Kimmy was giving a handjob to every guy on the swim team last night!

HANDJOB by Marty October 16, 2003

ticklish

easily made to laugh or wriggle when tickled

Mandy found out that Billy's feet were ticklish as hell!

ticklish by Marty October 16, 2003

social Stalking 

Looking act someone without having the nerve to actually go up and say hello.

Quit social stalking that "big beefy" boy at the gym already.

social Stalking by Marty October 1, 2003