Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Martin Bryan

O'clock

The time at which people have sex in an office.

Secretary: "It's time!"
Principle: "Thank heavens its O'clock!"

Merch

A cross between a lion and a tiger. It is known to have mystical powers, referred to by Napoleon Dynamite.

liger by Martin Bryan January 7, 2006

Merch

People who may be booksmart, but lack the mental capacity of common sense.

"That's not chocolate on her leg. it's a mole, stun!"

stun by Martin Bryan September 24, 2005

Merch

A binging moment involving yourself and an inanimate object experimenting with alcohol or drugs for the first time.

Come on Benjamin. R. Teddy, we are going to do Laundry!

laundry by Martin Bryan September 13, 2005

Merch

Another term for "Peeping Tom", usually wrote in note-to-note conversations or chat program.

1. He's being such a nostril!
2. Dance with me just this once or I will be your private nostril!

Nostril by Martin Bryan September 13, 2005

Merch

Another definition for a males penis or scrotum.

1. "My tap is sticking together"
2. "DAMN look at the size of his tap!"

Tap by Martin Bryan September 13, 2005

Merch

1. A name of a small youngster.
2. A russian term which means "yea" in English.

1. His name is Diea Shabultski.
2. "Are you a trained assassin?", "Diea! Sometimes maybe."

diea by Martin Bryan September 13, 2005

Merch