Martin Bryan's definitions

Nostril

Another term for "Peeping Tom", usually wrote in note-to-note conversations or chat program.

1. He's being such a nostril!
2. Dance with me just this once or I will be your private nostril!

by Martin Bryan September 13, 2005

stun

People who may be booksmart, but lack the mental capacity of common sense.

"That's not chocolate on her leg. it's a mole, stun!"

by Martin Bryan September 24, 2005

diea

1. A name of a small youngster.
2. A russian term which means "yea" in English.

1. His name is Diea Shabultski.
2. "Are you a trained assassin?", "Diea! Sometimes maybe."

by Martin Bryan September 13, 2005

O'clock

The time at which people have sex in an office.

Secretary: "It's time!"
Principle: "Thank heavens its O'clock!"

by Martin Bryan June 29, 2006

liger

A cross between a lion and a tiger. It is known to have mystical powers, referred to by Napoleon Dynamite.

Look at that liger roar. He's a beast!

by Martin Bryan January 7, 2006

laundry

A binging moment involving yourself and an inanimate object experimenting with alcohol or drugs for the first time.

Come on Benjamin. R. Teddy, we are going to do Laundry!

by Martin Bryan September 13, 2005

Tap

Another definition for a males penis or scrotum.

1. "My tap is sticking together"
2. "DAMN look at the size of his tap!"

by Martin Bryan September 13, 2005