Definitions by Martin

pillock 

A stupid pratt; a wazzock

He accidentally emailed page of dirty jokes to his boss's wife - the pillock.

pillock by martin November 12, 2003

bonking 

Having sex. It's a word that is widely acceptable in British society - not as rude as shag and *far* less rude than the offensive fuck.

The London Times recently wrote that President Bill Clinton "may forever be known as Bonking Bill."

bonking by martin November 12, 2003

wanker 

A complete tosser. Someone who makes
as little effort as they can possibly
get away with.

In British English that's what "wanker"
means - it does not literely mean
a masterbater (though doubt he is one).

Just as "he's a bugger" does not
literally mean he commits sodomy...

"He's just a wanker. I told him to clear
up and, two hours later, he was still
just sitting there reading the paper
and picking his nose"

wanker by martin November 10, 2003

finger board 

a 96mm skateboard controlled with your fingers, very fun if you cant afford a real board.

I can ollie 9cm with my finger board.

finger board by Martin October 20, 2003

Alk

Compromising to such a degree that the other party get everything on their agenda.

Their negotiator alked so much that I thought I'd won the lotto.

Alk by Martin October 8, 2003

shibby 

coolness

that is so shibby

shibby by Martin September 30, 2003

norks 

Top Bollocks

Lokk at those top bollocks

norks by Martin September 30, 2003