Martha 's definitions

Croatian butter thrust

The Croatian butter thrust is an ancient sex practice that dates back to 200 A.D., and is a fun alternative to lube as well as a great bonding experience for couples. The first step is for a guy to start having sex with a girl. Right when he is about to cum, he pulls out and shoves a stick of butter up her vagina instead. Then, he proceeds to fuck her with the stick of butter until it melts. Warning: this can sometimes be very messy.

John: bro I gave Maria a Croatian butter thrust last night, it was so intense!

Craig: I wondered why your couch was so oily today!

by Martha August 23, 2014

Avery

Avery means amazing, talented in every way , able to succeed, will go far in life, loves and cares for that one special person, very good at everything she sets her mind to. Avery is a man eater but only has one special guy. Avery is a very loving and caring person. she always knows how to make you feel better. An Avery can put a smile on your face at any given time. Avery is the sweetest person you will ever meet! An Avery is always attractive! She is so cute and most likely has the most adorable laugh! She always knows the right thing to say and can make you feel better with the corniest lines. She treats men right and respects them. An Avery is also quite a funny person, she can make you laugh no matter what. Avery means awesome beyond all measure. If you ever get an Avery don't ever let her go. It will be the biggest mistake you will ever make so don't do it. Love and cherish Avery because she will do the same

That girl is a total Avery <3

by MARTHA April 26, 2013

mother fucker

this word has many meanings:
1. a person who fucks mothers "i fucked your mom"
2. a bitch who fucks shit up "you broke it you mother fucker"

3. a word to emphisize somthing "you kicked the mother fuckin shit out of him"
4. a word to fill in blanks in a sentence "yo me and this mother fucker were chillin in this mother fuckin basement, you dig mother fucker?"

by martha September 1, 2008

B Jigs

name to describe a girl whose breasts jiggle/bounce when she walks, runs, or jumps. (B=boobs...Jigs=Jiggle)

*Me running to the bathroom in the mall with my friend, caroline*
Caroline: "YOU JIGGLE SO MUCH! Imma call you B Jigs"

by martha July 21, 2005

half past ur mom

phrase used as an answer to the question: "what time is it?" ...when you don't feel like checking or telling the person.

Me: "What time is it?"
Amanda: "Umm...Half past your mom? =| "

by martha July 21, 2005

biter

someone who copies off someone else constantly and when confronted about it, deny it and convince themselves that they were the ones to come up with the idea first.

I know someone who is a complete biter...She copies my style.

by martha April 17, 2005

scrapper

someone who is always asking people for money, food, clothes, anything that is easily accessible...but they are too lazy to get it themselves...also known as a scavenger

Heather: "Can I borrow 50 cents?"
Me: *coughscrappercough*

by martha April 17, 2005