half past ur mom

phrase used as an answer to the question: "what time is it?" ...when you don't feel like checking or telling the person.
Me: "What time is it?"
Amanda: "Umm...Half past your mom? =| "
by martha July 21, 2005
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PO

It is a city. The city of Pomona in California.
I went to the PO to check out the Arts Colony.
by martha March 24, 2004
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B Jigs

name to describe a girl whose breasts jiggle/bounce when she walks, runs, or jumps. (B=boobs...Jigs=Jiggle)
*Me running to the bathroom in the mall with my friend, caroline*
Caroline: "YOU JIGGLE SO MUCH! Imma call you B Jigs"
by martha July 21, 2005
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Isaacishish

1. To show signs of acting like Isaac, especially in science-fiction areas, during everyday conversation.
2. The act of repeatedly impressing your friends with witty banter, much like an episode of Gilmore Girls or a person who is Kristerrific.
Oh, that Darvil cracks me up! He is so freaking Isaacishish!!
by Martha March 19, 2003
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butters

noun: a person who is "on someones dick/tit" meaning, they always follow someone around and it seems like there is a perpetual one inch string attached from the person...

buttery, adjective: having the characteristic of a butters
noun--Heather always follows me around, she is butters.

adjective--Sometimes she is very buttery and it pisses me off
by martha April 17, 2005
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scrapper

someone who is always asking people for money, food, clothes, anything that is easily accessible...but they are too lazy to get it themselves...also known as a scavenger
Heather: "Can I borrow 50 cents?"
Me: *coughscrappercough*
by martha April 17, 2005
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connecticut

the best of the fifty states. we're the richest, the smartest, and we have the best location "between boston and new york."

even though there are some poor people hiding between the cracks of such rich towns as avon, westport, fairfield, and greenwich, whenever a connecticutian leaves the state they will be asked how rich they are.

a lot of new yorkers have second houses here. lots of famous people also have houses here, like 50 cent, paul newman, dave letterman, and whoopi goldberg.

everyone in connecticut pops their collar.
"where are you from?"

"connecticut"

"oh so you're rich right?"

".....yes."
by martha March 04, 2005
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