Marshall tucker 's definitions

chilean mustang

The act of riding your partner backside while hee-hawing and using your fake Latin accent to scare/urge her to try and get away creating a see-saw motion across the floor,porch or bed.

Bro 1, I pulled the gnarliest chilean mustang last night.

Bro 2 . Dude ! I nut so hard when I employ that maneuver, but it’s very hard to get consent for.
Bro1. I know I had to date this bitch all week.

by Marshall tucker October 30, 2021

A muffy dickpherson

A situation in which you pronounce someone name with the first letters swapped, creating a funny nickname for
someone.
Examples: BOM TRADY
TOM BRADY

Now that was a muffy dickpherson that stuck.

by Marshall tucker November 6, 2021

stanky pretzel

When you go down on a chick and find the smell of her vagina so abhorrent,, but she’s got you wrapped up in her legs like a pretzel.

Often leading to immediate withdraw of smell or tastes for weeks.

Man I have brushed and brushed my teeth but I can’t get the stanky pretzel smell out of my nose.

by Marshall tucker October 18, 2021

Rafael nadal

A prolific butt sniffer. A tennis player who whilst being a good player also loves the smell of ass.. hopefully limited to his sweaty ass. Often times can be watched on espn sniffing said ass.

Man that dude is pulling a Rafael nadal. Am. I watching some fetish in softporn or a tennis match.

by Marshall tucker October 20, 2021

tezzardz

When your fantasy football team league goes rouge, leading to a bunch of tezzardz.

There is a conspiracy in my fantasy football league I think they are all tezzardz

by Marshall tucker October 17, 2021

bradyites

People who love Tom brady so much they will forsake their favorite team to follow this glam fag wherever he goes. Literally they would love tompa brady to bust loads on their face.

I’m a full Bradyite he could join Al qaeda I would still route for him.

I and the rest of the bradyites are gonna meet for a rub and tug circle jerk while the games on.

by Marshall tucker October 18, 2021

chicago embearesd

Being invested in a certain Chicago football team but being embearesd about their choice of quarterbacks general managers and overall city issues.

It’s been a tough 35/years since we won a super bowl im a little Chicago embearesd.

My homie Code red loves them sadly.

by Marshall tucker October 27, 2021