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Definitions by Marshall tucker

Twisted-mister 

1. A derivation on the band twisted sister.
2. A co-worker who decides he’s no longer a male and demands bitch rights and can no longer do their (pronoun unknown) part.
3. Jeffrey Dhamer.
Did that really just happen? Did he say he’s a girl now?,,, That’s one twisted-mister…
Ahh shit shh you’ll get us fired you know all these homo promo nouns have the all the rights..

Wait till Trump
Twisted-mister by Marshall tucker December 28, 2024

Trans-rave 

1.Men Dressed up like females with their tackle tucked dancing on drugs till dawn.

2. A group of homosexuals pretending to be girls so the can be themselves.

3. Gay.

4. An abomination.

5. Dick tuckers.
I went a a rave for the thirteenth moon tribe and it turned out to be a trans-rave.
Fuck me running
Trans-rave by Marshall tucker September 14, 2024

flog-nosticate 

Aging sex addict who can’t keep up with the new trends of kinky sex. Flog-nosticators are prone to being side tracked and forgetting shit.

Usually resulting in suicide by strangulation.
I was watching some serious porn last night and was enjoying it the. I went to check the frozen pizza in the oven. I forgot to turn it off and the wife came home and saw what I was watching.

I’ve seen my life go bye so fast but I know that I’ve become a flog-nosticator
I told myself to never flog-nosticate

Clam-dabber

1.A high functioning homo that will sometimes switch lanes and go straight for awhile.

2. A person from Warwick who dabbles in the clam trade.

3. A meal at the local poor boy sandwich shop.
Is that gay clam dabbing right now.

Motha fucka clam-dabber gonna get our pussy. Talking the same language and listening.

Bull- Horned 

Bull-horned: when you fuck around with somebody, start some shit and get your ass kicked. Then,
whilst on the ground writhing in pain, The person that just kicked your ass pulls out a bull horn and
starts yelling in your face about how he kicked your ass.
Yo,, homie did you see cody get his ass kicked today,,
Yeah dog, he even got Bull- Horned That was humiliating.lying there in piss blood and semen
Bull- Horned by Marshall tucker November 6, 2021

A muffy dickpherson 

A situation in which you pronounce someone name with the first letters swapped, creating a funny nickname for
someone.
Examples: BOM TRADY
TOM BRADY
Now that was a muffy dickpherson that stuck.

speckled fart 

Anyone of Irish or Scottish decent “their blood being so mixed up that mc and Mac are really the only difference” that has freckles and stink like a fat chicks sweaty side boob,, no bra of course.
Wow that dudes a spaz,, yeah so is that speckled fart asshole over there. He is such a ball hog. Yeah those red headed speckled farts are so typical.
speckled fart by Marshall tucker October 31, 2021