Definitions by Mark VZ
rusty bong polish
Surreptitiously rimming yourself with the mouth end of a bong belonging to somobody who has angered you, or whom you just hold general contempt for. Farting in the bong makes the gesture that much more meaningful.
My girlfriend's little-shit brother left his stupid bong at my house last weekend, after spilling it on my couch no less. So I gave it a Rusty Bong Polish before he picked it up again. I hope he tastes the Taco Bell I had earlier.
rusty bong polish by Mark VZ December 20, 2006
spaghetti code
The product of when some ignorant, over-confident fuckface writes in a hundred lines what you could write in a simple switch statement. This will undoubtedly include unneeded procedures and/or functions, unnecessary global variables, and unnecessarily abstracted include files. The purpose is to stroke the already inflated ego of said limp-dick programmer. And the result is that after management gets a clue and fires this jackass, you become the poor bastard who has to debug this pile of shit when it inevitably breaks down.
Security guard: What are you still doing here. It's seven o'clock. Shouldn't you be at home with your wife?
poor bastard: I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck Hank was trying to accomplish in this spaghetti code.
poor bastard: I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck Hank was trying to accomplish in this spaghetti code.
spaghetti code by Mark VZ December 13, 2006
neidermeyer
A person of higher seniority than you who has contempt for you and who willfully goes out of his/her way to make your life miserable.
Not only did that neidermeyer not give me the day off for my aunt's funeral, he scheduled me to unload the salmon cart. I got there late and smelling like fish.
neidermeyer by Mark VZ October 18, 2006
dick squeeze
1. A mild insult heard between 8-10 year old boys on the playground.
2. Someone with little or no authority over you that is giving you a hard time and that you have no choice but to appease them (e.g. a history prof, person at the DMV, etc.)
2. Someone with little or no authority over you that is giving you a hard time and that you have no choice but to appease them (e.g. a history prof, person at the DMV, etc.)
1. Gimme the ball ya dick squeeze!
2. I meant to get us a couple of tallboys but this dick squeeze at the counter wouldn't break a six pack and I didn't have enough money.
2. I meant to get us a couple of tallboys but this dick squeeze at the counter wouldn't break a six pack and I didn't have enough money.
dick squeeze by Mark VZ June 3, 2006
dick mustache
A fraternity prank similar to a teabag where you lay your penis across the upper lip of an unconscious person, often documented with a photograph
dick mustache by Mark VZ April 23, 2006