Mark H's definitions

bedroom eyes

That sensual seductive-looking glance that you (whether you are male or female) express when you are in a mood for something romantic and/or sexual.

1. The stripper greeted me with bedroom eyes when I was handing her my money.

2. When I saw my girl for the first time in a skimpy nightgown, we gave each other bedroom eyes and proceeded to make some lovin'.

by Mark H August 3, 2004

Lols of Jericho, The

Any comedy/humor/hilarity that is of Biblical proportions.

...and then his pants fell down! OMG! OMG! Lols of Jericho!!!

by Mark H January 23, 2007

fuzzy dice

1. A pair of dice made of plush, fur, or other kinds of soft fuzzy cloth, that people back in the 50's and 60's popularly hung from the rear view mirrors in their cars. I have no idea why the hell those things were so popular, but I do know that many people still hang them in their cars even today.
2. The male testicles(balls, nuts, bollocks, family jewels, whatever else you can call them).

Nick D (UrbanDictionary's favorite resident pimp) and one of his most favorite ladies are out shopping at the automobile hardware store for some 24's when she comes across a pair of fuzzy dice on a small shelf.

Nick's woman: Hey Nicky baby, don't you think these pink fuzzy dice would look cute in the car?
Nick D: I've already got a pair of fuzzy dice that you and the other hoe's can roll and play with all you want. Bitch.

by Mark H September 28, 2004

ox cart

Slang term for a wheelchair, particularly a wheelchair that is used by an extremely fat and overweight person. The term has absolutely nothing to do with those ox-driven wagons that farmers in the old days used to haul grain and stuff.

1. Last night while I was at the strip club, I saved this one stripper from becoming a stripper in hell, by running up to her rich fatass cheese hog customer, rolling his ass out of the club, and disconnecting the batteries from his ox cart, leaving him out in the street crying.

2. Ayyo ni'a, if you keep being all over that greasy shit like a Tri Delt on cake, someday you gonna be so fat that yo' legs can't even support you and you'll need an ox cart to haul yo' lard ass around!

by Mark H September 14, 2004

swamp hog

An extremely fat or obese woman with a very VERY hairy pubic area and with as The Doctor said, a beaver barrier. This term is best used to describe this type of fat woman when she's naked or almost naked.

Biologist/Zoologist Dr. Michael Hein and his group of 4 scientists were out exploring and studying the wildlife around the muddy banks and swampy areas of the Amazon River in South America, when he and his team were suddenly ambushed, attacked, and raped by a band of native swamp hogs.





Mark H. Contributing to Urban Dictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H October 1, 2004

frapping the ccino

Yet another one of the many euphemisms for "anal sex," particularly anal sex that involves a man ejaculating his prostate pudding down his partner's Hershey Highway after fucking her/him real good. The origin of this term is the implication that the resulting shit/semen mixture would closely resemble the frappuccino drink sold at Starbucks coffee.

When Jason, a former student and basketball player at St. John's University got arrested and sent upstate for soliciting prostitution, his life was made a living hell as he struggled and every day against a ginormous 400-pound black cell mate, who kept trying (successfully) to frap his ccino all night long 24/7.





Mark H. Frapping UrbanDictionary's ccino with my slang vocabulary since February 2k4.

by Mark H April 2, 2005

ass mate

A homosexual lover. Nuff said.

I heard rumors that Chuck skipped college today because he's gone off to the local bath house with his ass mates.

by Mark H July 15, 2004