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To masturbate. The term is used particularly to refer to male masturbation(jacking off), since the action of pulling on and fondling one's own penis or testicles often looks like actually rolling a pair of dice.
I was rolling my dice at those tig ol bitties on that hot broad who was giving me a private lap dance.
by Mark H September 6, 2004
Get the roll the dice mug.Any person, place, thing, or idea that causes much doubt, questioning, and/or disagreement among varied groups of like-minded people.
"Sceptic" rhymes with "septic," as in "septic tank."
"Sceptic" rhymes with "septic," as in "septic tank."
George W. Bush is a complete fucking sceptic tank.
The entire Christian religion is but one humongous sceptic tank.
The entire Christian religion is but one humongous sceptic tank.
by Mark H July 8, 2004
Get the sceptic tank mug.Uuuuugh, I am so totally zonked affter downing down those 4 cans of whoop-ass beer. Never before have I drank beer that was THAT strong!
by Mark H July 10, 2004
Get the can of whoop ass mug.A wierd bizarre-ass looking monster from the Playstation game Castlevania: Symphonies of the Night(kickass game). The creature is made up of several dead cadavers of people piled up in a huge ball. This spherical mass of bodies floats above the ground. The center of the ball however, is the actual body of the creature itself(the surrounding ball of corpses is but a part of it). Tentacles jutting out from the central sea urchin-like(only without the spines) body support the mass of cadavers.
The granfalloon attacks you by dropping out and animating a bunch of its corpses that in turn attack you like zombies. You need to keep hacking and slashing at the zombies to defend yourself. To kill the granfalloon itself, you need to keep jumping and using your weapons to break apart the ball of corpses. Once the central body is exposed however, things get harder when the granfaloon uses its many tentacles to shoot out laser-like beams in all directions around the room. You have to dodge the laser beams and keep trying to hit the central body, until you finally destroy the monster altogether.
The granfalloon can be found in the Catacombs, which is the lowest level of Dracula's castle.
The granfalloon attacks you by dropping out and animating a bunch of its corpses that in turn attack you like zombies. You need to keep hacking and slashing at the zombies to defend yourself. To kill the granfalloon itself, you need to keep jumping and using your weapons to break apart the ball of corpses. Once the central body is exposed however, things get harder when the granfaloon uses its many tentacles to shoot out laser-like beams in all directions around the room. You have to dodge the laser beams and keep trying to hit the central body, until you finally destroy the monster altogether.
The granfalloon can be found in the Catacombs, which is the lowest level of Dracula's castle.
Dude, that granfalloon thing has got to be one of the most original bosses in any game that I've ever fought against.
by Mark H June 19, 2004
Get the granfalloon mug.1. When you are in the mood to just lie down and relax or go to sleep.
2. When you are in the mood to make love or just have raw passionate sex on the bed.
2. When you are in the mood to make love or just have raw passionate sex on the bed.
Lacey(wearing her bathrobe after taking a shower): You know Steve, I am so in the horizontal mood right now.
Steve: You're tired? That's understandable after a whole night of dancing together.
Lacey: No, honey, not in the sense of being 'tired.' *giggles* *quickly opens up her bathrobe, revealing her naked body in full glory*
Steve: GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDY! *gets it on with Lacey*
Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.
Steve: You're tired? That's understandable after a whole night of dancing together.
Lacey: No, honey, not in the sense of being 'tired.' *giggles* *quickly opens up her bathrobe, revealing her naked body in full glory*
Steve: GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDY! *gets it on with Lacey*
Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.
by Mark H November 19, 2004
Get the horizontal mood mug.An either famous or notorious song by rap rock band Limp Bizkit, whom you'd either think are a cool band or a very very shitty band.
Quoted from the song's chorus:
"I did it all for the nookie
C'mon
The nookie
C'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!"
Source: www.azlyrics.com
"I did it all for the nookie
C'mon
The nookie
C'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!"
Source: www.azlyrics.com
by Mark H June 4, 2004
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