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1. Someone(usually a female) who is such a complete and total bitch; mean, annoying, whiny, obnoxious, and/or just generally unpleasant to be around you.
2. A VERY large female dog.
2. A VERY large female dog.
Little Fido would never want to sleep in the doghouse with Maggie, our new German Shepheard, since she's a real bitch and a half.
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by Mark H October 1, 2005
Get the bitch and a half mug.When a white woman has a threesome with two black men. One black guy goes in through her vagina and the other black guy goes indabutt. I really think the word "oreo" is quite a fitting term for this act, besides the brand name of cookie we all know and love and the term for a black person who thinks and acts like a white person.
After helping their university win the basketball game, Terrell and Jaquan made off with a very attractive white blonde cheerleader bitch from the losing university's team, took her into the men's locker room, and oreo'd her real nice and good.
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by Mark H April 23, 2005
Get the oreo'd mug.1. An extra life(or extra man) that you need in order to progress through a video game. In fact, you'll need enough of these to make considerable progress. Especially if you suck at the game. 1-ups are usually risky and difficult to obtain as items.
2. Also can be another term for sexual intercourse. Shortened form of "1 dick up (one's) pussy or ass."
2. Also can be another term for sexual intercourse. Shortened form of "1 dick up (one's) pussy or ass."
Damn, Mark sure has a such a quick reaction time and alot of luck to beat Mario Bros on his first time playing it. He beat the whole game singlehandedly without relying on any 1-ups he earned! Mario surely must be happily spending all those 1-ups on Princess Toadstool in bed at this time!
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Damn, Mark really sucks at Mario Bros! He can't even get past the first level no matter how many attempts and always uses up his 1-ups! Mario must surely be getting all his 1-ups back indabutt from Bowser in his dungeon at this time!
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Damn, Mark really sucks at Mario Bros! He can't even get past the first level no matter how many attempts and always uses up his 1-ups! Mario must surely be getting all his 1-ups back indabutt from Bowser in his dungeon at this time!
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by Mark H July 21, 2005
Get the 1-up mug.What you might get to have in your car if you are too dirt cheap to afford a real car stereo. It may consist of either:
A). You or someone else in your car keeping(or at least trying to keep) everyone entertained by singing songs and/or making "music" by making sounds with your mouth and tapping and banging on objects with your limbs.
Or:
B). Having an entire band of musicians in your vehicle playing for you(particularly if they are not playing electronic instruments). This is a more logical alternative if you're driving a vehicle with enough room, like say a van, or a large truck.
Optional: Both methods can also be accompanied by having a Mexican subwoofer along.
A). You or someone else in your car keeping(or at least trying to keep) everyone entertained by singing songs and/or making "music" by making sounds with your mouth and tapping and banging on objects with your limbs.
Or:
B). Having an entire band of musicians in your vehicle playing for you(particularly if they are not playing electronic instruments). This is a more logical alternative if you're driving a vehicle with enough room, like say a van, or a large truck.
Optional: Both methods can also be accompanied by having a Mexican subwoofer along.
Ex 1: FFS, man someone tell that Mexican car stereo back there to shut up!! I'm trying to enjoy our new system here!
Ex 2:
Doug: Now what, Wayne? How are we supposed to enjoy our trip on the open road now that the fucking border cops have found our Mexican car stereo and dumped 'em all in the Rio along with all their mariachi gear?
Truck Driver: No worries, Doug, at least we've got a little somethin' for ya to play an equally pleasing tune on. *unzips pants*
Doug: Awwww yeah. *goes down on truck driver's lap*
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Ex 2:
Doug: Now what, Wayne? How are we supposed to enjoy our trip on the open road now that the fucking border cops have found our Mexican car stereo and dumped 'em all in the Rio along with all their mariachi gear?
Truck Driver: No worries, Doug, at least we've got a little somethin' for ya to play an equally pleasing tune on. *unzips pants*
Doug: Awwww yeah. *goes down on truck driver's lap*
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by Mark H November 18, 2006
Get the Mexican Car Stereo mug.A spoonerism of the words "big dick." The first letters of the two words are switched around the same way as in the words "tig ol bitties."
1. I've got such a dig bick, which is one of the reasons sinful ladies love me!
2. That movie really sucked dig bick.
3. My dig bick. Your tig ol bitties. Yeah we are the perfect sex couple!
2. That movie really sucked dig bick.
3. My dig bick. Your tig ol bitties. Yeah we are the perfect sex couple!
by Mark H July 19, 2004
Get the dig bick mug.When Bill was going on a road trip away from D.C. one day, he was getting a blowrider from Monica throughout the long journey.
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by Mark H July 5, 2005
Get the blowrider mug.When two people engage in anal sex.
(called "assmosis" because the two lovers are absorbing each other's pleasure as they bump their ends)
Derived from the word "osmosis."
(called "assmosis" because the two lovers are absorbing each other's pleasure as they bump their ends)
Derived from the word "osmosis."
by Mark H May 22, 2004
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