Mark H's definitions

00's

Two zeroes that represent a pair of tits or an ass, both which are the most prominent features that men of taste see in fit and attractive women.

"Hey did you get this month's new issue of Playboy magazine? The new candidates for this year's Playmate of the Year are pretty damn smokin.'"
"Hell yeah man! Those ladies do really put the 00's in 2005!"
"Word on the street."





Mark H. Since February 2004.

by Mark H January 5, 2005

great horny toads

An interjection used to exclaim surprise or astonishment. Has redneck-ish (and even sexual)connotations and is perhaps used mainly in rural America. Also known to be occasionally used by the Looney Toons cartoon character Yosemite Sam.

*at a small ranch in West Texas*

Jim Bob: Welp. Time to git down ta bizness an' work the ol' cow.

*suddenly sees two large overweight trespassing strangers doing something "suspicious" to one of his pigs*

Jim Bob: *gasps* Great horny toads, what in the Sam Hill h've you sum bitches bin doin' to mah prize hog!

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.

by Mark H January 10, 2006

bon-bon

A more politically-correct word used in place of "ass."

"I wanna be your lover, your only latin lover.
We'll go around the world in a day.
Don't say no, no.
Shake it my way, oh shake your bon-bon,
shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bon." -Ricky Martin

"Damn yo, check out the soft bouncy bon-bon on that bitch."

"Hey you, if you fuck with those Crips over there, you're gonna get your bon-bon kicked like there's no tomorrow!"

"Word of advice to anyone getting arrested and sent up north: If you want to keep your bon-bon-hole from getting dilated to when it's twice the normal diameter, then don't drop the soap!"

"As all of you should well know, the Bush Administration are nothing but a bunch of bon-bon-holes."

"Nowadays, many P2P users are using methods to protect themselves and the file-sharing trend from the Recording Industry Bon-bon-sociation of America."





Mark H. Since February 2004.

by Mark H January 19, 2005

weegee

A person from the country of Norway("weegee" is short for "Norwegian")

I want to move to Norway someday! Their country's got one of the highest standards of living in the world and man, them Weegees have got some really hot women!

by Mark H July 17, 2004

Madame and Eve, not Adam and Eve!

A phrase that lesbian women would exclaim to groups of people to express their defiant pride of their sexual orientation.

Antonyn:
Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve!

When I was witnessing the gay pride parade, I've gotten really horny when I saw a bunch of half-naked to naked lesbian chicks marching down and screaming "Madame and Eve, not Adam and Eve!"

by Mark H July 17, 2004

titty bear

A name you'd call your girlfriend, wife, female prostitute lover, or mistress if she accepts it and thinks it's a cute way of showing affection.

Origin:

Replace "teddy" in the word "teddy bear" with "titty"(meaning a woman's breast) and you get "titty bear!"

Ex1. So Titty Bear, shall we make love tonight?

Ex2: Little boys sleep with teddy bears, but big boys sleep with TITTY bears!

by Mark H May 15, 2004

running of the lols

Intense hilarity that tramples you down (like a pack of raging Spanish bulls) with laughter.

While I was in Pamplona watching the Running of the Bulls from a high story balcony, I was participating in the Running of the LOLs, laughing my ass off as I watched a bunch of drunks and morons get run over and gored by the bulls!

by Mark H August 19, 2004