Mark's definitions

tallula

crazy little child which has tendancies to be crazy

get here you crazy little fiend

by Mark September 21, 2004

poop dick

when you are at work, and your boss is gonna come in and bust your crew cause you are slacking big time. poop dick is the work used by the look out lackey to warn all us slackers that hose monsterism is iminant.

Keegan: Poop Dick!
Rest of Crew: holy shit! lets get to work before the hose monster totally catches us slacking off

by Mark July 27, 2004

Juelz Santana

A member of the rap group Harlem Diplomats.

Juelz (dip, dip)
Santana (set, set)

by Mark February 27, 2004

nilch

Word extracted from Warcraft 3 Battle.net forums. Never heard ever before. Probable origin, an abbreviation of the phrase, "zip, nada, zilch" meaning to have none at all.

"So, how many enemy units did you kill?"

"Nilch."

"Sucks, dude."

by Mark June 21, 2004

shaggrophobia

An irrational fear of out of doors intercourse.

No! Cedric. I said no! Your gonna have to ram your turgid-love-rocket up my puckered rosebud right here and now!I ain't doin'it outdoors and that's final!

by Mark November 24, 2003

making out

Swaping spit with another person and having each others tongues moving all over the place in each other's mouth and carassing each other.

I was making out with my girlfriend last night and she loved it....oooohhh ya.

by Mark May 13, 2005

Writer's Block

A usually temporary psychological inability to begin or continue work on a piece of writing

Mark has writer's block, so he can't write the script to a movie that had a great start. His writer's block was caused by his annoying nephew who stifled creativity. He claims if his nephew was around J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter would never exist.

by Mark July 25, 2004