1)A 13 year old who masturbates 10 times a day and posts 100 times in csflicks movie comments about hack movies.
2)Someone who has no knowledge or common sense, and is not willing to gain knowledge or common sense
2)Someone who has no knowledge or common sense, and is not willing to gain knowledge or common sense
by mark December 02, 2004

by Mark July 19, 2003

the undies made of cotton that are the stuff of real legend worn by 200kg ugly as fuck woman with queensland blue pumpkins
see putrid
see putrid
by Mark August 06, 2004

A pink dinosaur with a bow, originating from Mario Bros. 2. Birdo is actually a guy, as stated from the instruction manual.
by Mark February 17, 2005

a person who uses the services of a prostitute
by Mark September 09, 2006

Kind of a misnomer. Refers to someone so incredibly hot/beautiful that they could convince you of doing something crazy, like jumping off a cliff.
Guy: Check out Vanessa.
Dude: Yeah man.
Guy: Cliff jumper?
Dude: Mos def. I'd totally jump ship for her.
Dude: Yeah man.
Guy: Cliff jumper?
Dude: Mos def. I'd totally jump ship for her.
by Mark November 24, 2004
