Definitions by Mark

Ralph.T 

To get banned, lose post counts or denied access to a website or message board due to inappropriate posting or mentioning the word "fathead". Originally started on www.mustangworld.com

Dude, yer gonna get Ralph.T

Ralph.T by Mark January 25, 2005

travesty 

Besides being ''a mockery of'', it is also a transvestite in spanish.

Look homes, that man looks like a travesty, with that skirt and makeup...

travesty by Mark January 25, 2005

knoler

A very small jewish penis.

A man's knoler is his best friend.

knoler by Mark January 24, 2005

pussy whipped 

When the guy gets the last word in with "yes dear", or O.K. honey.

The bottom of your shoes need to be licked clean because you stepped in some dog shit? Yes dear, I'll take care of it right now.
Scott you one balled bitch. Do you get your period at the same time as the other women in the office? All I can think is that she must be one hell of a blow job. Gay men laugh at you.

pussy whipped by Mark January 24, 2005

Roark 

noun. The smartest, sexiest man on the internet. Legend holds that he's hung like a Clysdale and smarter than Neal Stephenson.

I wish I could be Roark, but I am not great enough, nor will I ever be.

Roark by Mark January 24, 2005

Pogie 

Korean slang for the female genitalia.

I really need to get me pogie

Pogie by Mark January 21, 2005

pogie bait 

A term used for candy, sweets, small gifts, liquor and cigarettes used to attract prostitutes in South Korea by U.S. Armed Forces members.

I need to grab some pogie bait before going downtown looking for poontang.

pogie bait by Mark January 21, 2005