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topdecking

The deplorable act of taking a shit in the cistern as opposed to the toilet bowl, hence taking a dump in the 'top deck'.

Usually performed as a form of revenge.

Also known as slam dumping
This party sucks. I'm gonna topdeck the shitter and then let's get the fuck out of here.
by mark August 31, 2004
mugGet the topdeckingmug.

talk cock

What louis does
by Mark July 8, 2003
mugGet the talk cockmug.

pwnd

4 wr0d n00bs u53 wh3n th3y ch4t 0n the 1nt3rn3t. 5p3ll3d pwnd 0r pwned. Fr0m t3h l00z3r5 th3t br0t j00 wr0d5 5uch 4s 00ber, n00b, r0xx0rs, 4nd 1337.
1 n3v3r u53 h4ck3rsp33k, th3r3f0r3 1 n3v3r u53 pwn.
by Mark November 17, 2003
mugGet the pwndmug.

smodash

a state of mind when one lives in the moment; considering the future, when one is conscious and aware of current circumstances and responds with unconstrained thoughts, emotion, and action.
Bob gave his speech today. When the audience began to ask questions, he was so damn smodash.
by Mark May 13, 2004
mugGet the smodashmug.

Frinkahedron

"This is a 3-dimensional object known as a cube, or a Frinkahedron, in honor of its discoverer."

-Professor John Frink, The Simpsons
A frinkahedron has 6 sides.
by Mark April 22, 2004
mugGet the Frinkahedronmug.

goofy

wow that guy over there is goofy. he does men
by mark December 28, 2003
mugGet the goofymug.

yengwa

Synonymous with "Child Molester" and "Goatseckz" and "Horse Fucker"
omg, I saw a Yengwa
by Mark April 8, 2004
mugGet the yengwamug.

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