pottymouth

Someone you can't utter a sentence without the excessive use of swearwords. Not attractive.

Tarindu - Hey Geraldine, this is a fucking great party eh? What is fucking Thanksgiving anyway? Really that's fucked? Shut it Mark you fucker!

Gerladine - You're such a pottymouth!

by Mark November 27, 2003

Junk

Male Anatomy - Penis and testicles

Ted put his junk on Gary's forhead and took a picture for Wayne.

by Mark April 10, 2003

gub

Large smelly hole

as in dont fall into the gub.

by Mark October 09, 2003

Ocean Monger

Any customer who wastes a salesperson's time or want's a deep discounted price.

While walking away from the customer,the salesperson may utter under their breath.

"What an Ocean Monger!"

by Mark January 18, 2004

pit crew

A pit crew of course works fast on a car to get it back on the road.

A pit crew can also be a woman who is easy to bed. She is a pit crew because, her mouth, vagina, and asshole are all "pits". And she works fast to get you back on the road. She might be a prostitute or just a nice free place to dump your load.

I was just looking for a "pit crew" to get a knob job.

My "pit crew" blew my ever loving mind in about 2 minutes this morning.

by Mark March 31, 2004

ringsmack

A definite gay person who is likely to chase you round the garden. Likes gardening and pays special attention to water features. A constant masterbater

He is a ringsmack.
What a rinsmack.

by mark September 10, 2003

nirvana

great band they had simplicity in their music and didnt need and computerized crap like linkin park and limp bizkit. Nirvana and other seatlle grunge bands gave us a few years of good music and then it gradually turned to mainstream stuff which is all about looks and who appears the most "ghetto"

A great band

by mark September 07, 2003