Ralph.T 

To get banned, lose post counts or denied access to a website or message board due to inappropriate posting or mentioning the word "fathead". Originally started on www.mustangworld.com

Dude, yer gonna get Ralph.T

Ralph.T by Mark January 25, 2005

Ralph Thoresby School 

Ralph Thoresby School is a shit school that has bitches and snakes. It's in Leeds and is shit! All the teachers are bastards! Never go to that school cause u will actually hate it.

Ralph Thoresby School definition: A shit school in Leeds with chavs
For example:
RTS student:"I go to Ralph thoresby school"
Any other human:"so ur a chav"

Ralph Thoresby School by River.07 October 19, 2019

Ralph the third 

When you put the penis of a dead corpse in your mouth and have a buddy jump on it's stomach so that all the dead juices squirt into your mouth. While they do this, someone else shoves a condom filled with frozen poop up their butt and your buddy pukes in the other guys mouth.

Tom,frank, and john just had a Ralph the third" "No way?! Nasty!

Ralph the third by Ralph the third September 25, 2011

Ralph Toe 

when your sweatsedo is jacked up so your mangina looks like a mooseknuckle

all "skinny jeans" have ralph toes

Ralph Toe by ohnoyoudidnt101 September 5, 2012

Ralph the Cat 

meaning: twat, often found on profile websites, usually with unfound feelings of self importance towards themselves and using the opportunity to prey on 16 year old girls.

"Are you going to the pub tonight mate?" "No I'd better not, Chris might be there and I can't afford to get nicked for ABH again because if I see that lousy 'Ralph the Cat' I'll end up punching him.

Ralph the Cat by tonyjoe January 23, 2005

Ralph the Night Hair Dresser 

A mystical type creature (kind of like the tooth fairy) who messes up your hair while you sleep. Which is why we all wake up with goofy looking hair in the morning.

"Ralph the Night Hair Dresser really did a number on my head!"

Ralph the Night Hair Dresser by hollisterhottie101 March 24, 2010

Ralph Tresvant 

The finest and best member/singer of New Edition

Ralph Tresvant is so fine
Ikr he is better than Bobby Brown

Ralph Tresvant by Ralphie🥹 March 5, 2023