A man, who during a meeting or date, does not gives signs of sexual interest. When he walks you to your car, he pounces with unexpected physical contact.
We had a very pleasant lunch meeting. After, the Parking Lot Pouncer walked me to my car, and then all of a sudden started with the grabbing and kissing.
by Mamahipster April 16, 2012
One's life is going nowhere for too long. It is stopped-up or festering from lack of action to release toxic energy, patterns, thinking, or "stuff."
She has lifestipation. She is stuck in her own crap thoughts, ideas, and behaviors. She can't let go and move on.
by Mamahipster January 23, 2018
The first impression when you meet someone new - what you are wearing, your expression, your demeanor.
by Mamahipster November 03, 2011
When you are in a public place, and someone just starts talking to you about their life, their place, their spiritual well-being and their hopes for the future, often revealing very personal information.
I was at Fed Ex, minding my own business, and this woman started to talk to me about how she liked my hair. 20 minutes later, I had a full download of Spiritual Space Junk. I knew about her dead husband, her finances, her children, her car, her roommate, and her religious beliefs!
by Mamahipster November 02, 2011
A person obsessed with starting new businesses- always coming up with ideas and ways to develop new things...
"Alyssa was a total Start-up Junkie. She LOVED coming up with the ideas and putting the plan and people together."
by Mamahipster April 16, 2012
When a person has had notoriety or fame with a negative connotation, and new people can have pre-formed opinions about that person's integrity or behavior.
Her husband is a white collar felon. She has a Rumor Plume following her to the next chapter of her life.
by Mamahipster December 26, 2011
"She sat there with a blank stare on her face, but you could tell she was experiencing an emo-nado from the unexpected news she had just received."
by Mamahipster December 27, 2018