Definitions by Mamahipster
Demographically Damned
When two people love each other, but cannot make the relationship work, because their upbringing and backgrounds are too diverse, and they don't have enough experience in common to bond completely.
"Harry and Sheila were perfect for each other except they were Demographically Damned. He could never come up to her level."
Demographically Damned by Mamahipster November 7, 2011
Cyber Paramour
A man or woman who engages in an illicit online affair with a married person. Cybersex may or may not be part of the exchange.
"He engaged a Cyber Paramour to take care of his hidden unmet needs while he was still married. They talked online several times a week."
Cyber Paramour by Mamahipster November 7, 2011
Visual Handshake
The first impression when you meet someone new - what you are wearing, your expression, your demeanor.
Visual Handshake by Mamahipster November 3, 2011
Spiritual Space Junk
When you are in a public place, and someone just starts talking to you about their life, their place, their spiritual well-being and their hopes for the future, often revealing very personal information.
I was at Fed Ex, minding my own business, and this woman started to talk to me about how she liked my hair. 20 minutes later, I had a full download of Spiritual Space Junk. I knew about her dead husband, her finances, her children, her car, her roommate, and her religious beliefs!
Spiritual Space Junk by Mamahipster November 2, 2011
Erotic Blur
When two people are chemically compromised, meet up, have crazy relations, and cannot remember certain things...
They met in a bar, talked, went to his hotel and had an Erotic Blur. Neither of them can remember details.
Erotic Blur by Mamahipster November 1, 2011
Social Softener
A person brought into important business meetings to help soften the tone and diffuse anxiety.
This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...
This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...
"Even though she acted as the Social Softener, she was actually the true decision maker of the deal."
Social Softener by Mamahipster October 23, 2011
B-Free Zone
The time and/or space, a female declares after a relationship has ended.
It means: No Boys. No Booze. No Bullshit.
It means: No Boys. No Booze. No Bullshit.
B-Free Zone by Mamahipster October 20, 2011