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A person brought into important business meetings to help soften the tone and diffuse anxiety.
This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...
This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...
"Even though she acted as the Social Softener, she was actually the true decision maker of the deal."
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They met in a bar, talked, went to his hotel and had an Erotic Blur. Neither of them can remember details.
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I was at Fed Ex, minding my own business, and this woman started to talk to me about how she liked my hair. 20 minutes later, I had a full download of Spiritual Space Junk. I knew about her dead husband, her finances, her children, her car, her roommate, and her religious beliefs!
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"Harry and Sheila were perfect for each other except they were Demographically Damned. He could never come up to her level."
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"He engaged a Cyber Paramour to take care of his hidden unmet needs while he was still married. They talked online several times a week."
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A Momentgasm is walking along the beach, on a beautiful sunny morning, warm, sound of waves, children laughing, dogs and people out in the fresh air.
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