Mamahipster's definitions
One's life is going nowhere for too long. It is stopped-up or festering from lack of action to release toxic energy, patterns, thinking, or "stuff."
She has lifestipation. She is stuck in her own crap thoughts, ideas, and behaviors. She can't let go and move on.
by Mamahipster January 23, 2018
Get the Lifestipationmug. "She sat there with a blank stare on her face, but you could tell she was experiencing an emo-nado from the unexpected news she had just received."
by Mamahipster December 27, 2018
Get the Emo-nadomug. When two people are chemically compromised, meet up, have crazy relations, and cannot remember certain things...
They met in a bar, talked, went to his hotel and had an Erotic Blur. Neither of them can remember details.
by Mamahipster November 1, 2011
Get the Erotic Blurmug. A man, who during a meeting or date, does not gives signs of sexual interest. When he walks you to your car, he pounces with unexpected physical contact.
We had a very pleasant lunch meeting. After, the Parking Lot Pouncer walked me to my car, and then all of a sudden started with the grabbing and kissing.
by Mamahipster April 16, 2012
Get the Parking Lot Pouncermug. A person obsessed with starting new businesses- always coming up with ideas and ways to develop new things...
"Alyssa was a total Start-up Junkie. She LOVED coming up with the ideas and putting the plan and people together."
by Mamahipster April 16, 2012
Get the Start-up Junkiemug. A person brought into important business meetings to help soften the tone and diffuse anxiety.
This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...
This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...
"Even though she acted as the Social Softener, she was actually the true decision maker of the deal."
by Mamahipster October 23, 2011
Get the Social Softenermug. A man or woman who engages in an illicit online affair with a married person. Cybersex may or may not be part of the exchange.
"He engaged a Cyber Paramour to take care of his hidden unmet needs while he was still married. They talked online several times a week."
by Mamahipster November 7, 2011
Get the Cyber Paramourmug.