Definitions by Mamahipster

Emotional Cow-Tipping 

Ambush of a person's lack of emotional awareness regarding a certain issue. Sneaking up from behind, saying something provocative and intentionally confusing, then running away.

"He was unaware that he was the subject of an Emotional Cow-Tipping. She knew all about the other woman, and dropped a verbal bomb right in front of him and his friends."

Emotional Cow-Tipping by Mamahipster September 16, 2011

PTSDetour 

When a person leaves a relationship in a big hurry, due to reactions from previous unsuccessful relationships.

"He was guilty of a PTSDetour. He cut me out of our relationship like a cancer. He just disappeared."

PTSDetour by Mamahipster September 16, 2011

Momentgasm 

When you are experiencing the "perfect" human moment, appreciating being alive. It can be a moment in nature, or a moment with family, or a moment with friends, or a moment of giving.... When the universe cracks open and everything is right for that split second. Like catching a shooting star.

A Momentgasm is walking along the beach, on a beautiful sunny morning, warm, sound of waves, children laughing, dogs and people out in the fresh air.

Momentgasm by Mamahipster August 27, 2011

Serial Infatuator

A Serial Infatuator is someone who continually has intimate relationships that last only between 3-5 months. It is the defined timeline for infatuation.

My recent lover is a Serial Infatuator. He does not get past the 5 month mark where infatuation gives way to true love.

Serial Infatuator by Mamahipster August 27, 2011