Mamahipster's definitions
When you are in a public place, and someone just starts talking to you about their life, their place, their spiritual well-being and their hopes for the future, often revealing very personal information.
I was at Fed Ex, minding my own business, and this woman started to talk to me about how she liked my hair. 20 minutes later, I had a full download of Spiritual Space Junk. I knew about her dead husband, her finances, her children, her car, her roommate, and her religious beliefs!
by Mamahipster November 2, 2011
Get the Spiritual Space Junkmug. A man or woman who engages in paying the mortgage too long in a bad marriage or living arrangement, and then feels taken advantage of at the end of the relationship.
Harry felt like a Mortgage Mule. He took care of his wife and family for years, then found out his wife cheated, and was just using him to pay the mortgage, so she had security and a place to sleep.
by Mamahipster December 26, 2011
Get the Mortgage Mulemug. When you are experiencing the "perfect" human moment, appreciating being alive. It can be a moment in nature, or a moment with family, or a moment with friends, or a moment of giving.... When the universe cracks open and everything is right for that split second. Like catching a shooting star.
A Momentgasm is walking along the beach, on a beautiful sunny morning, warm, sound of waves, children laughing, dogs and people out in the fresh air.
by Mamahipster August 27, 2011
Get the Momentgasmmug. When a person leaves a relationship in a big hurry, due to reactions from previous unsuccessful relationships.
"He was guilty of a PTSDetour. He cut me out of our relationship like a cancer. He just disappeared."
by Mamahipster September 16, 2011
Get the PTSDetourmug.