When two people love each other, but cannot make the relationship work, because their upbringing and backgrounds are too diverse, and they don't have enough experience in common to bond completely.
"Harry and Sheila were perfect for each other except they were Demographically Damned. He could never come up to her level."
by Mamahipster November 07, 2011
The time and/or space, a female declares after a relationship has ended.
It means: No Boys. No Booze. No Bullshit.
It means: No Boys. No Booze. No Bullshit.
by Mamahipster October 20, 2011
A man or woman who engages in an illicit online affair with a married person. Cybersex may or may not be part of the exchange.
"He engaged a Cyber Paramour to take care of his hidden unmet needs while he was still married. They talked online several times a week."
by Mamahipster November 07, 2011
When a person leaves a relationship in a big hurry, due to reactions from previous unsuccessful relationships.
"He was guilty of a PTSDetour. He cut me out of our relationship like a cancer. He just disappeared."
by Mamahipster September 16, 2011
A Serial Infatuator is someone who continually has intimate relationships that last only between 3-5 months. It is the defined timeline for infatuation.
My recent lover is a Serial Infatuator. He does not get past the 5 month mark where infatuation gives way to true love.
by Mamahipster August 27, 2011
When you are experiencing the "perfect" human moment, appreciating being alive. It can be a moment in nature, or a moment with family, or a moment with friends, or a moment of giving.... When the universe cracks open and everything is right for that split second. Like catching a shooting star.
A Momentgasm is walking along the beach, on a beautiful sunny morning, warm, sound of waves, children laughing, dogs and people out in the fresh air.
by Mamahipster August 27, 2011
A person brought into important business meetings to help soften the tone and diffuse anxiety.
This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...
This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...
"Even though she acted as the Social Softener, she was actually the true decision maker of the deal."
by Mamahipster October 23, 2011