Mamahipster's definitions
A person who is incredibly annoying and worthless in a situation. Someone who cannot add meaning, quality or substance to a solution.
"That guy from the computer store was total Human Spam. He couldn't even explain what he was talking about. His presence at the meeting was a waste."
by Mamahipster April 16, 2012
Get the Human Spammug. The time and/or space, a female declares after a relationship has ended.
It means: No Boys. No Booze. No Bullshit.
It means: No Boys. No Booze. No Bullshit.
by Mamahipster October 20, 2011
Get the B-Free Zonemug. A person brought into important business meetings to help soften the tone and diffuse anxiety.
This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...
This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...
"Even though she acted as the Social Softener, she was actually the true decision maker of the deal."
by Mamahipster October 23, 2011
Get the Social Softenermug. A man or woman who engages in an illicit online affair with a married person. Cybersex may or may not be part of the exchange.
"He engaged a Cyber Paramour to take care of his hidden unmet needs while he was still married. They talked online several times a week."
by Mamahipster November 7, 2011
Get the Cyber Paramourmug. The first impression when you meet someone new - what you are wearing, your expression, your demeanor.
by Mamahipster November 3, 2011
Get the Visual Handshakemug. When you are in a public place, and someone just starts talking to you about their life, their place, their spiritual well-being and their hopes for the future, often revealing very personal information.
I was at Fed Ex, minding my own business, and this woman started to talk to me about how she liked my hair. 20 minutes later, I had a full download of Spiritual Space Junk. I knew about her dead husband, her finances, her children, her car, her roommate, and her religious beliefs!
by Mamahipster November 2, 2011
Get the Spiritual Space Junkmug. One's life is going nowhere for too long. It is stopped-up or festering from lack of action to release toxic energy, patterns, thinking, or "stuff."
She has lifestipation. She is stuck in her own crap thoughts, ideas, and behaviors. She can't let go and move on.
by Mamahipster January 23, 2018
Get the Lifestipationmug.