My 401K is circling the drain.
by MalumLibrum958 June 24, 2024
Him: I told her I love her.
You: That's awesome! What did she say?!
Him: She told me she loved me, too...
You: That's AWESOME! I can't believe-
Him: ...As a friend.
You: ...
Him: ...
You: F
You: That's awesome! What did she say?!
Him: She told me she loved me, too...
You: That's AWESOME! I can't believe-
Him: ...As a friend.
You: ...
Him: ...
You: F
by MalumLibrum958 October 14, 2020
A room in the Skeld from the game Among Us. It's essentially the Among Us equivalent of the Bermuda Triangle: Once you go in, you are unlikely to return.
Cyan: I caught the Imposter killing Red in Electrical!
Blue: Again?
Green: That's a lie! I was in the vents!
Blue: Again?
Green: That's a lie! I was in the vents!
by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2020
A trans man's pussy.
by MalumLibrum958 March 18, 2022
The young gun pulled out his gun to shoot the clerk, but the clerk drew quicker and blew the idiot's brains out.
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