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A derogatory term for any player in the MMORPG "World of Warcraft" who plays a hunter as their main character and so has developed bad habits and inferior skills for working in groups. Huntards often fail to watch their threat and use their "feign death" ability at the wrong moment, causing party wipes.
Everything was going well until the stupid huntard pulled aggro off of one of the elites, brought it back towards the casters, feigned death, then failed to get his mob off the priest. Last time I ever group with that d-bag again!
by Malazoth November 6, 2007

Short for "Wall of Text: Did Not Read." A way of telling poor writers to learn how to use punctuation and paragraphs to make their work readable. Often used on forums for MMORPGs to respond to long-winded, poorly formatted rants about class changes.
"Dude, did you see that post in the Shaman forums? That guy was pissed!"
"I saw it, but I didn't read it. I just replied WOT:DNR"
"I saw it, but I didn't read it. I just replied WOT:DNR"
by Malazoth February 11, 2014

A designation for a gay or lesbian partner, often found in the obituaries of newspapers in the deep South. "Partner" is too much like "spouse" and so newspapers in the south print obits often using this term.
Survivors include his mother, Wanda Jenkins, his sister, Dianne Masters, and his Special Friend James McElroot.
by Malazoth December 2, 2013

The feral countenanced beloved of a friend who, due to body or facial hair, appears more sasquatch than human.
Ex. 1: Though Jen loved Mike, she was certain that her friends perceived him only as her significant sasquatch.
Ex. 2: I have it on authority of an expert that the perfect gift for my significant sasquatch is a pig ear.
Ex. 2: I have it on authority of an expert that the perfect gift for my significant sasquatch is a pig ear.
by Malazoth November 18, 2010

1. A term used by players of the MMORPG to describe the current class favored by the Blizzard development team (most notably Eyonix) which receives unprecedented consideration and favored treatment.
2. In any MMORPG a character class which relies heavily on a tamed pet, bound demon, or some other minion.
2. In any MMORPG a character class which relies heavily on a tamed pet, bound demon, or some other minion.
1. "Dude, patch 3.2 is out and it seems that the pet class is still the paladin."
"That's Eyonix for you. What a douche."
2. "I can't decide if I want to be a healer or a pet class."
"You can be be both - be a paladin."
"No, I meant like a hunter or a warlock or someone who can crank out serious damage."
"Um... yeah.... Be a paladin."
"That's Eyonix for you. What a douche."
2. "I can't decide if I want to be a healer or a pet class."
"You can be be both - be a paladin."
"No, I meant like a hunter or a warlock or someone who can crank out serious damage."
"Um... yeah.... Be a paladin."
by Malazoth August 4, 2009

A hybrid life form. One part Snuggy, one part shuggoth, Snuggeths come in five sizes: small, regular, large, extra-large, and Cthonic.
by Malazoth November 7, 2010
