Definitions by Major Thomas

E-bailing 

Using email or text message to cancel or change some commitments; instead of calling or in person.

I WAS E-BAILING ON PEOPLE ALL DAY BECAUSE I HAD PROMISED TO MEET THEM FOR INTERVIEWS.

E-bailing by Major Thomas February 21, 2018

Ribosomal Ring 

A wavelength orbit ring around the earth which is comprised of the collective memory of humanity; and is the source for the function of ribosomes and RNA.

Once I die, I will join the RIBOSOMAL RING of eternity orbiting above and forming the human collective.

Ribosomal Ring by Major Thomas February 15, 2018

Loop’72 

A current time anomaly that keeps the world looping back to 1972.

Even though I know it’s 2018... I feel like the infamous ‘loop’72’ has brought us backwards in time... to 1972.

Loop’72 by Major Thomas February 13, 2018

Silicone Valley 

The cleavage that is a result of breast implants and poor choices of blouses.

Her cleavage was referred to as her ‘Silicone Valley’... because of its ‘inception’ created after breast augmentation.

Silicone Valley by Major Thomas February 8, 2018

Colon Bowel M.D. 

The world famous proctologist who led the Bowel Movement.

Colon Bowel M.D. is the proctologist who became famous for his name and the movement he started.

Colon Bowel M.D. by Major Thomas January 20, 2018

Farcebook 

The inability to believe in information on Farcebook made the social media world confused and mislead.

The damage done on Farcebook was seen in the recent presidential election due to false information that was allowed to twist people’ vote.

Farcebook by Major Thomas January 20, 2018

Tormentia 

The real or perceived feeling of constant torment in your life.

He has been in a state of Tormentia this year due to the nonstop maladies; both physical and mental.

Tormentia by Major Thomas January 18, 2018