Major Thomas 's definitions

E-bailing

Using email or text message to cancel or change some commitments; instead of calling or in person.

I WAS E-BAILING ON PEOPLE ALL DAY BECAUSE I HAD PROMISED TO MEET THEM FOR INTERVIEWS.

by Major Thomas February 21, 2018

Colon Bowel M.D.

The world famous proctologist who led the Bowel Movement.

Colon Bowel M.D. is the proctologist who became famous for his name and the movement he started.

by Major Thomas January 20, 2018

Democants

The best name for the Democratic Party of 2017 due to their inability to be relevant.

I wish the lame Democants could actually stop the crazy Republicans; but they are seemingly unable to do anything this year.

by Major Thomas December 29, 2017

Tormentia

The real or perceived feeling of constant torment in your life.

He has been in a state of Tormentia this year due to the nonstop maladies; both physical and mental.

by Major Thomas January 18, 2018

Factitious

Fake news that seems to be factual; but is actually fictitious.

After this crazy year I have started believing that almost everything is FACTITIOUS.

by Major Thomas March 9, 2018

Repukelicons

The current (more precise) name for the Republican GOP party.

The Repukelicons have exposed the sickness of their embarrassing members in Congress!!!

by Major Thomas December 27, 2017

Elon’s Musk

The scent that makes normal people become far more inventive than before being under the power of this musk.

After going to the symposium and breathing in Elon’s Musk; I started designing my personal jet pack!

by Major Thomas May 10, 2018