32 definition by Major Thomas

The current process of becoming a society constantly being tracked and allowing technology to limit the freedom and truth; instead of expanding and enlightenment desired.
With respect to the novel ‘1984’; we are now entering into a society where BIGGER BROTHER is beginning to track our every move and motivation.
by Major Thomas February 15, 2018

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The pre-written garbage that some actual ‘Newscasts’ made their Anchors and Pundits pledge because they were being used as Puppets by our broken leader.
I have lost all hope for getting facts from most Television Newscasts after watching the Pundits say the same ‘Pledge to Appeasement’ like puppets.
by Major Thomas April 02, 2018

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The next beginning of everything. As the entropy of the universe retraces into a single particle over and over again.
I believe that there will be a BIGGERBANG after the current universe is in entropy and will need to start again.
by Major Thomas April 02, 2018

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A new form of human beings who are experimental and beta formulated.
This new species of Protosapiens are not really beyond beta testing and therefore still unknown to most.
by Major Thomas March 15, 2018

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The youngest members of the Millennial generation.
He is so young that he is more like a BEGINNIAL versus a Millennial!
by Major Thomas March 14, 2018

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A bracelet that measures how much you crap in a 24 hour period.
I just got a SHITBIT and was amazed by the massive amount of huge turds that I pushed out yesterday!
by Major Thomas March 14, 2018

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The talking heads of TV news stations who are experts on nothing except reading ‘talking points’ written by others.
It’s so hard to get true information on cable news stations because of the DUMBDITS who almost always get things wrong!
by Major Thomas March 14, 2018

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