The 28th Amendment that requires the rules and regulations; laws and practices reflect the current year; and requires at least one amendment every year heretofore.
Thanks to the Universal Amendment, the antiquated governing system is updated each year to allow corrections and protections that have relevance.
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Making everything into a crisis instead of decreasing anxiety and use rational degree of labeling.
Instead of the constant CRISISTANCE that has now made everything into a frenzied issue; logic must intercede.
A current time anomaly that keeps the world looping back to 1972.
Even though I know it’s 2018... I feel like the infamous ‘loop’72’ has brought us backwards in time... to 1972.
The cleavage that is a result of breast implants and poor choices of blouses.
Her cleavage was referred to as her ‘Silicone Valley’... because of its ‘inception’ created after breast augmentation.
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The world famous proctologist who led the Bowel Movement.
Colon Bowel M.D. is the proctologist who became famous for his name and the movement he started.
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Fake news that seems to be factual; but is actually fictitious.
After this crazy year I have started believing that almost everything is FACTITIOUS.
To temporarily daze or drift from the conversation subject.
I started GLITCHIN’ OFF during the boring class I was in today.
