32 definitions by Major Thomas

Asademy Awards

The current state of the Academy Awards which has terrible ratings and is becoming less relevant with each year.

I tried to watch the ASADEMY AWARDS, but I really didn’t care who or what won.

by Major Thomas March 9, 2018

ShitBit

A bracelet that measures how much you crap in a 24 hour period.

I just got a SHITBIT and was amazed by the massive amount of huge turds that I pushed out yesterday!

by Major Thomas March 15, 2018

Dented

A strange or harsh statement (action) which is abnormally bizarre.

The person had a DENTED view of the world as seen by his constant angry or abnormal response to almost every situation.

by Major Thomas February 18, 2018

Protosapiens

A new form of human beings who are experimental and beta formulated.

This new species of Protosapiens are not really beyond beta testing and therefore still unknown to most.

by Major Thomas March 15, 2018

Ribosomal Ring

A wavelength orbit ring around the earth which is comprised of the collective memory of humanity; and is the source for the function of ribosomes and RNA.

Once I die, I will join the RIBOSOMAL RING of eternity orbiting above and forming the human collective.

by Major Thomas February 14, 2018

Joke-ling

A person who uses simple (knock knock type) humor instead of creating their own jokes or sarcasm.

My wife is such a Joke-ling that she forgets the punchline of her knock knock humor!

by Major Thomas December 5, 2016

Factitious

Fake news that seems to be factual; but is actually fictitious.

After this crazy year I have started believing that almost everything is FACTITIOUS.

by Major Thomas March 9, 2018