32 definition by Major Thomas

A wavelength orbit ring around the earth which is comprised of the collective memory of humanity; and is the source for the function of ribosomes and RNA.
Once I die, I will join the RIBOSOMAL RING of eternity orbiting above and forming the human collective.
by Major Thomas February 14, 2018

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The current (more precise) name for the Republican GOP party.
The Repukelicons have exposed the sickness of their embarrassing members in Congress!!!
by Major Thomas December 27, 2017

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The terrible experience of being sick in a hospital.
After my surgery I swore I would never go to a hospitaful again no matter what!
by Major Thomas May 18, 2017

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A person who uses simple (knock knock type) humor instead of creating their own jokes or sarcasm.
My wife is such a Joke-ling that she forgets the punchline of her knock knock humor!
by Major Thomas December 05, 2016

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The inability to believe in information on Farcebook made the social media world confused and mislead.
The damage done on Farcebook was seen in the recent presidential election due to false information that was allowed to twist people’ vote.
by Major Thomas January 20, 2018

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When a self proclaimed genius is always correcting and informing others about the real facts in a condescending manner.
That jerk thinks he’s a genius; but he is really a GENIUASS... because of the inherent need to debate and demean other people’s statements.
by Major Thomas March 14, 2018

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Something that is beyond belief due to the incredulous and obvious absurdity. False misleading untruths.
The sheer volume of lies coming from this administration is UNFOREAL.
by Major Thomas March 13, 2018

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