Major Thomas 's definitions

BiggerBang

The next beginning of everything. As the entropy of the universe retraces into a single particle over and over again.

I believe that there will be a BIGGERBANG after the current universe is in entropy and will need to start again.

by Major Thomas May 20, 2018

Bigger Brother

The current process of becoming a society constantly being tracked and allowing technology to limit the freedom and truth; instead of expanding and enlightenment desired.

With respect to the novel ‘1984’; we are now entering into a society where BIGGER BROTHER is beginning to track our every move and motivation.

by Major Thomas May 6, 2018

Unforeal

Something that is beyond belief due to the incredulous and obvious absurdity. False misleading untruths.

The sheer volume of lies coming from this administration is UNFOREAL.

by Major Thomas May 10, 2018

Glitchin’ off

To temporarily daze or drift from the conversation subject.

I started GLITCHIN’ OFF during the boring class I was in today.

by Major Thomas May 8, 2018

ShitBit

A bracelet that measures how much you crap in a 24 hour period.

I just got a SHITBIT and was amazed by the massive amount of huge turds that I pushed out yesterday!

by Major Thomas May 11, 2018

Hospitaful

The terrible experience of being sick in a hospital.

After my surgery I swore I would never go to a hospitaful again no matter what!

by Major Thomas May 18, 2017

Asademy Awards

The current state of the Academy Awards which has terrible ratings and is becoming less relevant with each year.

I tried to watch the ASADEMY AWARDS, but I really didn’t care who or what won.

by Major Thomas March 9, 2018