Maddog 's definitions

Intimate rest

to masturbate one's self in private

Yeah, i'm just off to have myself a quick intimate rest

by Maddog May 22, 2004

Lliswerry tash

Early top lip facial hair growth

Why do all pikeys sport a lliswerry tash?

by Maddog May 22, 2004

depth charge

Occurs when faeces is passed with such pace/strain that upon hitting the water, the said faeces behaves like a depth charge fired from a warship.

Fire in the hole!

by Maddog May 23, 2004

alt-orange

Refers to Donald Trump and his supporters.

People who work at Fox News are members of the alt-orange.

by Maddog August 17, 2017

MXC

1) Abbreviation to Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.
2) A show on TNN (also known as Spike TV) where Japanese people do stupid stuff and usually end up hurting themselves.

Yo, dawg, did you see that MXC where that girl got hit in the face with a soccer ball?

by MaDDoG August 23, 2003

Bodog

An online betting site.

Damn, I put a grand on the Lakers last night at BoDog, & the pistons smoked em!

by Maddog June 26, 2004

Insured

The act of getting fucked by an insurance company who declines to pay an injured victim for the sake of its profit margin.

Ed was injured in an accident when he was T-boned by Frank who ran a red light at the intersection. Ed was then insured by Mercury Insurance (Frank's insurance) who offered him $250 to get lost.

by Maddog May 22, 2014