Maddog 's definitions

depth charge

Occurs when faeces is passed with such pace/strain that upon hitting the water, the said faeces behaves like a depth charge fired from a warship.

Fire in the hole!

by Maddog May 23, 2004

cider enema

the introduction of cider to the rectum to evacuate the bowels and kill parasitic worms

have you a tried a cider enema for that yet?

by Maddog May 22, 2004

Community Workshop

The coming together of minds to create spiritual music

Your local community workshop, a hot bed for unsigned musical talent

by Maddog May 22, 2004

Valley Commando

Youths from the South Wales valleys out in local towns local for female company. Often seen with a toothbrush in the top pocket.

The Friday night valley commandoes are on the razzle again.

by Maddog May 22, 2004

Pubes in Batter

Onion bhaji

mmmm, i just love to eat pubes in batter

by Maddog May 22, 2004

Intimate rest

to masturbate one's self in private

Yeah, i'm just off to have myself a quick intimate rest

by Maddog May 22, 2004

Lliswerry tash

Early top lip facial hair growth

Why do all pikeys sport a lliswerry tash?

by Maddog May 22, 2004