Maddog 's definitions

pap baffle

The placing of toilet tissue within the toilet bowl in order to reduce the noise made from faeces hitting the water

god damn it, no one wants to hear yourdepth charge's, lay down a pap baffle!

by Maddog May 23, 2004

Valley Commando

Youths from the South Wales valleys out in local towns local for female company. Often seen with a toothbrush in the top pocket.

The Friday night valley commandoes are on the razzle again.

by Maddog May 22, 2004

Community Workshop

The coming together of minds to create spiritual music

Your local community workshop, a hot bed for unsigned musical talent

by Maddog May 22, 2004

Fake President

Refers to Donald Trump, whose family's actual surname is "Drumpf" not "Trump", one who is not the real president as picked by the majority of the United States population, and is in fact a puppet planted by Russia's Vlad Putin.

Fake President again made false accusations against others, and has called for Russia to be invited back into the G8 Summit.

by Maddog June 22, 2018

fuck a duck

An alternative to "Well I'll be!"

"What? You were involved in a foursome? Well fuck a duck!"

by MadDog July 3, 2003

machinegunner

Given to a man/woman who has the duty to pleasure two girls at once using his fingers making a machine-gun like motion whilst in the process.

WOW! that guy is a real machinegunner look at him pleasure those bitches

by Maddog August 25, 2003

Trumpitized

Being traumatized by acts and/or statements made by a Narcissistic clown.

I was watching the news and was trumpitized by Donald Trumph's tweets.

by Maddog July 10, 2017