Definitions by Maddog

pap baffle

The placing of toilet tissue within the toilet bowl in order to reduce the noise made from faeces hitting the water

god damn it, no one wants to hear yourdepth charge's, lay down a pap baffle!

pap baffle by Maddog May 23, 2004

cider enema 

the introduction of cider to the rectum to evacuate the bowels and kill parasitic worms

have you a tried a cider enema for that yet?

cider enema by Maddog May 22, 2004

Pubes in Batter

Onion bhaji

mmmm, i just love to eat pubes in batter

Pubes in Batter by Maddog May 22, 2004

Intimate rest 

to masturbate one's self in private

Yeah, i'm just off to have myself a quick intimate rest

Intimate rest by Maddog May 22, 2004

Lliswerry tash 

Early top lip facial hair growth

Why do all pikeys sport a lliswerry tash?

Lliswerry tash by Maddog May 22, 2004

Valley Commando 

Youths from the South Wales valleys out in local towns local for female company. Often seen with a toothbrush in the top pocket.

The Friday night valley commandoes are on the razzle again.

Valley Commando by Maddog May 22, 2004