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Definitions by Madamasselle

Snowball 

the act of spitting semen into another's mouth, usually the ejaculators mouth.
"Ok baby, after I blow in your mouth I want you to snowball me,k?"
Snowball by Madamasselle March 2, 2003
Slang for one's head or skull
"My grape is so big most hat's don't fit me."
grape by Madamasselle March 2, 2003
Referring to one or someone else's face
"That g has got an ugly mug."
mug by Madamasselle March 2, 2003

shitslap 

the act of farting into ones own cupped hand and quickly shoving the stench into an unsuspecting victims nostrils. Must be done quickly so as to not lose farts potency
"I was watching tv and minding my own bidness when Shawn straight shitslapped me!"
shitslap by Madamasselle March 1, 2003
a small piece or collection of food that snots over and lodges itself inconspicuously into your throat to rot. It remains there until expelled at a later time often by a violent cough or sneeze.
"Eww, I just coughed up a dweed, wanna smell?"
dweed by Madamasselle March 1, 2003

wind over poo 

A horrendous smelling fart that often precedes a bowel movement. This fart gathers its potency by propelling air over excrement that is currently esconced in the colon and waiting to be pushed out.
"Oh! That fart smelled so bad it must be wind over poo!"
"Watch out! I got one in the chamber so these farts are gonna be straight wind over poo."
wind over poo by Madamasselle March 1, 2003